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From "Nobody Defies Willem Dafoe," Esquire, October 2018

Photos by Marc Hom

https://www.esquire.com/style/big-black-book/a23024993/willem-dafoe-van-gogh/

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I think it’s time to put this back in circulation.

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Coolest thing in the history of EVAR!!!

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Brooding.  Menace.

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And a completely irrelevant and random FTLOC tweet having absolutely nothing to do with any of this afternoon's posts.  And anyway, it's all about the weather.  

Obviously.

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Lovely.  Big.  Surprise.

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Heh, rude indeed.

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For the more prurient Gene Hunt devotees...wait, is that redundant?

Do I dare to paraphrase Jason Grant in attributing a collective noun to all of you?  Maybe I'd better not [that's what tags are for].  Or perhaps I'm alone in my prurience?  Ah well, I'll happily bear the burden if I must.

ANYWAY, another fan fiction author who had fallen off my radar, and an unforgivable omission from my previous posts on the genre:  the talented East of Fenchurch who you can find at fanfiction.net and AO3.  E of F may be here among us on tumblr, but I'm afraid I don't know her [his?] identity.  In any case, s/he's got a way with smut, and if you use a touchscreen to read her work I would advise you to be careful not to burn your fingers as you swipe [hmm, maybe that didn't come out quite right].

I'll only list a single title, you can peruse the rest at your leisure, it's one that *even your Rumpled* found rather shocking, but only bc PG & KH are playing themselves rather than Gene & Alex in this scorching narrative.  

The Road Not Taken 

From the very beginning, it was clear they had on-screen chemistry. But chemistry like that doesn't know when the cameras are rolling. It's there all the time. (Set during the shooting of Ashes To Ashes.)