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I got my Mom 4x this morning, but I only have proof of 3 😂 enjoy storm chasers. . . #hurricanejesi #scaringmom #lmfao #ellendegeneres #youcantmakethisup #yourewelcome #imfunny #haha #comedian https://www.instagram.com/p/BvAA1k3Ho9s/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=bggq8qs1po21

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Public Service Announcement 😂 . . #hurricanejesi #humor #sorrynotsorry #yourewelcome https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs18zaAnRcS/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1seifmu5drwxx

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Write a diary entry, dated 10 years in the future.

January 13th, 2029

To 2019 Jesi...

This is always a hard time of year for us, even now. It’s important to remember that your family*, your friends, your dogs**, your horses***, and whatever other creatures you’ve “found”**** by now need you. 2019 is the biggest turning point in your life. This is the come up! Woot woot! Is that hip still? Who am I kidding, we still don’t give a fuck. Back on track*****. Don’t fall apart. Take your meds. Fold your fucking laundry you lazy fuck, shave your pits, go to the gym, take every opportunity to explore. Write the fucking book already. Keep losing weight. You can do it. I promise on the goon squad that you four idiots will thrive. Be a patient person. You’ll regret that accent. Take care of yourself.

Get your shit together, you have a beautiful life to build.

You’re welcome,

Jesi

*yes, your family.

**Surprise material. Must figure it out on your own. Good luck.

***Patriot was lonely, we had to!

****The police call it ‘breaking and entering’ and ‘theft’.

*****ADHD