#husbot

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i miss my wife

[ikeasimp]

Me: *dreams that I'm working some sort of fast food job*

Then suddenly Yes Man is in my dream

I hug him bc he deserves hugs

[supinternets]

1950s dad vibes. He’s here to toss ya a Fresca and sing hip hop wrong to children. 👨‍🌾🌱 #husbot #wouldyoujustlookathim

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not fair that i have to be a productive member of society instead of living out my domestic fantasies with yes man

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me to yes man’s tire

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it’s a crime that i can’t bury my face into yes man’s chassis at any given time

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oooh speaking of which... you got any yes man headcanons?

he worries about someone killing six, just like how six killed benny; always on high alert when they’re vulnerable - i actually wrote a fic about it! https://archiveofourown.org/works/16107293 warning that it was my first fic ever

he has no desire to be human, six makes him feel happy enough in his own form that he doesn’t feel the need to change himself for them

he fiddles with his claws and bounces/rolls back and forth on his wheel, either for stimming or when he’s nervous about something

he is WARM. a big bot is gonna make some heat! i like to think you can notably feel the temperature change if you get him flustered

he actually loves being touched! only by six, though. he is quite the snuggle bug bot!

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