*breaks down the door*
I HEARD BOOKER X GRUMLEY (or the ship name i came up with: HustledArmor) AND CAME HERE AS FAST AS I COULD!!! :333
OH MY GOODNESS!!!
I SAY I SAY WELCOME!!!
I’m so glad there’s others like you coming out of the hidy hole enjoying the gay animals with me
I will be now using the ship name HustledArmor (if that’s okay ofc) bc oh my god yes
I don’t have much, but here are some headcanons in no particular order.
. Booker is very good at carnival games, Grumley is not. Booker wins Grumley all of the cheesy stuffed toys.
. Grumley has slobbery kisses, Booker never minds it
. Grumley likes to kiss Bookers hands, doesn’t matter the situation, if he gets to, he will kiss the raccoon hands
. They have a ‘kiss tax’ whoever gets closer to the others face first has to pay the kiss tax or else kiss debt
. Booker is often in kiss debt
. They often play word association games just out of pure boredom.
. One of the ways Booker gets Grumley to take his armor off for a night is by complaining that he’s cold and just wants to snuggle something.
. Grumley comes running every time to ask if Booker could help take his armor off
. They sing duets together
. Booker sings all of the time Grumley sings most of the time
. The other times Grumley is howling along
. Booker is the big spoon.
I will think of more later :3















