My two favorite rabies creatures from the dimwood
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My two favorite rabies creatures from the dimwood
finally made fanta's gf who was mentioned in his bio... its been so long... her name is bookley (kinda like the name oakley :D)
DID SOMEONE SAY BOOKER X GRUMLEY????? 👀👀👀
OH YES!!! *toady voice*
Yes yes yes Booker x Grumley the bestest of Ships
Little bastard man x Himbo
For you my dear Anon here is my silly fluff oneshot
Quiet night in
Word count: 1,102
Ship: Booker x Grumley
Fandom: Uprooted (LoA)
Booker and grumley are everything that kremy and Gideon are
Anyone? Anyone at all, I want to talk about Booker's voice here. The way he speaks to Copley, I have feelinggggggssss
Ive seen that post you reblogged about getting a good vibrator that makes you see the face of god and thats self care that costs the same as a therapy session. And all Im picking up is Booker investing in sex toys during his exile and when the family founds him again hes super happy and well fucked 😌 (maybe Copley helps? 😏)
LISTEN.
The idea of a well-fucked Booker all cross-eyed with bliss lives rent free in my brain. The concept of Copley keeping him wrung out and coming dry on the verge of passing out whilst warming his cock with his mouth and while Copley is on the phone with Andy arranging transport details?
Priceless.
A little jig in the dimwood to forget the horrors for a little!
*breaks down the door*
I HEARD BOOKER X GRUMLEY (or the ship name i came up with: HustledArmor) AND CAME HERE AS FAST AS I COULD!!! :333
OH MY GOODNESS!!!
I SAY I SAY WELCOME!!!
I’m so glad there’s others like you coming out of the hidy hole enjoying the gay animals with me
I will be now using the ship name HustledArmor (if that’s okay ofc) bc oh my god yes
I don’t have much, but here are some headcanons in no particular order.
. Booker is very good at carnival games, Grumley is not. Booker wins Grumley all of the cheesy stuffed toys.
. Grumley has slobbery kisses, Booker never minds it
. Grumley likes to kiss Bookers hands, doesn’t matter the situation, if he gets to, he will kiss the raccoon hands
. They have a ‘kiss tax’ whoever gets closer to the others face first has to pay the kiss tax or else kiss debt
. Booker is often in kiss debt
. They often play word association games just out of pure boredom.
. One of the ways Booker gets Grumley to take his armor off for a night is by complaining that he’s cold and just wants to snuggle something.
. Grumley comes running every time to ask if Booker could help take his armor off
. They sing duets together
. Booker sings all of the time Grumley sings most of the time
. The other times Grumley is howling along
. Booker is the big spoon.
I will think of more later :3