Glitchtrap: Why are you two here?
Mystic Hippo: I’m here to help!
Carnie: I’m here to make things worse!
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Glitchtrap: Why are you two here?
Mystic Hippo: I’m here to help!
Carnie: I’m here to make things worse!
discovering the lore and fnaf help wanted 2 but then realizing that your scrimblos are very evil and not in the good way and they no longer feel like comfort characters
Funtime Foxy: Do you think-
Funtime Freddy: All the time! I’m a good thinker.
Funtime Foxy: That’s not what I meant. Do you think-
Funtime Freddy: Yep
Bon Bon: Freddy! Quit it, she’s trying to ask you something!
Funtime Freddy: Ask away!
Funtime Foxy: Thank you.
Funtime Freddy: You’re welcome.
Funtime Foxy: Now, do you think-
Funtime Freddy: I dunno, maybe I don’t-
Glitchtrap: Mystic, have you seen Carnie?
Mystic Hippo: Oh, he is playing monopoly with Dreadbear in the Fazerblast Booth.
Glitchtrap: Okay but why is someone sobbing so loudly in there?
Mystic Hippo: They are both losing to a Plush Baby.
Plush Babies: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
Carnie: … It’s 12AM…
Plushby (Red): Which… makes it Christmas!!!!
Carnie: … If you don’t go back to bed right now, Santa will NEVER take your names off the naughty list.
Blind (Golden): Nuh uh! We’re too cute!
Carnie: *Stares at her, baffled*
Stitch (Blue): Soooo, are we opening presents later? Or…
Carnie: *throws pillow at the three*
Carnie: Mystic stayed up all night playing poker with Tarot cards…
Mystic Hippo: I got a full house, and four people died!
It's funny how based on the deleted voice lines, Carnie was supposed to be a bully lol-
Like, I can imagine something like this playing out:
Carnie: "Hey guys! Look at that! This is the worst player in all of FallFest history! Keep that up and maybe you'll give other players who suck a chance!"
Cassie's dad: "Son of a-"
*aims the fazer blaster towards Carnie*
Carnie: "H-HEY! WATCH WHERE YOUR AIMING THAT THING!"
Cassie's dad: "Hmph. Deserved."
NO WAIT THIS IS SO PERFECT LMFAOOOOO I FRICKEN LOVE CARNIE YALL DONT GET IT