#hwakakeri

[wooyoungisbaby]

can you draw them as this !!

i sure can!! there was a bit of a delay but here they are :))

[hongjoongsgoat]

I think jjoongrami has a kind of sneak attack fighting style which doesn't go well with leebit's absolute power fighting style, but if jjoongrami has prep time and leebit doesn't i think jjoongrami would win. if it's just a 1 on 1 with nothing special I think it'd be fairly matched but leebit would win eventually just because he's almost indestructible. it's like,,, i think jjoongrami is more of a glass cannon and leebit is more of a tank

no you're absolutely correct, leebit has perservered through the sheer amount of weird shit stays put him through plus not only is he older than jjoongrami by a good few years but he's traveled extensively, always popping up when you least expect him, so he's very wise. jjoongrami is evil incarnate and unpredictable but perhaps leebit can withstand that bomb of a squirrel

[wooyoungisbaby]

@vesvosmozhno and @hwakakeri tagged me in this!! and since i'm allergic to reblogging long dashboard posts, i'm making my own post <3

who i could stomp in a fight ateez edition

For these scenarios, i'm going to pretend i would actually be able to go all out on these wonderful boys who don't deserve it, so,

Seonghwa: if the mood struck him and perhaps i pissed him off somehow, i think he could throw down. and he's bigger and stronger, he'd wipe the floor with me although i might manage to get in a few hits. he might be a soft, awkward acnh playing nerd, but... so am i. he'd neutralize me and then walk away to have a panic attack elsewhere.

Hongjoong: unpopular opinion i think, but i believe Hongjoong could absolutely fight if he needed to, and he would need to if someone came for his perfect nose with their fuckin fists. I firmly believe Hongjoong is a brawler, and what he lacks in size and physical strength, he 100% makes up for in vigor, spurred on by the violent distant he feels at being attacked and having being forced to deal with that sort of nonsense. And he fights dirty, i know this in my heart. He stratches and bites and slaps and stomps. He'd mangle me.

Yunho: he's soft and gentle and a goofball 97% of the time, but i also think that being physically attacked would push him into the area of that last 3%. then he'd punch me with his yaoi hand and i'd black out instantly <3

Yeosang: this man has no fight in him. he has never fought and he never will. his muscles and physicality mean nothing when his brain won't let him use them to defend himself from violent people such as me or jung wooyoung. he'd be curling up ont he floor sobbing within half a minute.

San: he'd say "sorry" roughly five hundred times in the few seconds it would take him to neutralize me. he'd do it as gently as possible and try not to hurt me. but he would win me and he'd do it fast.

Mingi: literally the same answer as Yeosang

Wooyoung: exact same answer as Hongjoong, though that is perhaps not as unpopular an opinion for Wooyoung. He would absolutely go home and cry about the event after the fact becase being physically attacked is fucking scary and stressful!! Hongjoong would simply seethe :)

Jongho: Absolutely not under any circumstance would i have a single chance in hell. this freak is ready to go at any time. he'd pretend he doesn't love it but as long as there are no cameras present, he would revel in causing carnage and destruction. it's his maknae way.

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consider doing this too if it's your cup of tea :)

[hongjoongsgoat]

what are your assumptions about me (i'm obsessed with seonghwa) (and wrecked by woosang and yunho)

I think you're maybe great with kids even if you don't necessarily want children of your own

You might also like things to be tidy, and not just physical spaces

Perhaps you prefer to have a tight-knit group of friends but also don't mind meeting new people

Maybe you also like soft clothing, both in textures and colours and shapes etc

You are so cool and awesome and I think we should get married at least five times more

Let me know how many I got right! It will be so embarassing if I do poorly ilmao

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