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Cecil: Don’t worry, we're perfectly safe. Hwan: Yes, a phrase I find is usually followed by a lot of screaming and running and bleeding.

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Hwan: FOUR MONTHS!! Cecil: What's going on? Ailís, grinning widely: Oh, it's nothing, really. Hwan: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!! FOUR MONTHS!!

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Hwan: Cecil, I need some advice.

Cecil: You need advice from ME?

Hwan: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?

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Hwan: If I ever had a child, I imagine they would be a lot like you.

Cecil: Aww, thanks—

Hwan: Which is probably why I’ve never reproduced.

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Cecil: What goes up but never comes down?

Hwan: The amount of stress you're bringing me. I'm /this/ close to taking blood pressure medication.

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Cecil: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.

Hwan: And I need you to be less vague and weird.

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Cecil: Do you take constructive criticism?

Hwan: No, only cash or credit.

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Hwan: That sounds like a terrible plan.

Cecil: Oh, we've had worse.