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[kloversung]

I feel you're too quiet today and you're DEFINITELY cooking smtg up..

I'm scared ngl-

BYE

bb you literally liked 10 of my posts from today, i'm everything but quiet —

[caseyisweird]

@arrowsperpetualcringe

[amemiru]

[rosedelosvientos]

Title: "I Like You, Naruto-kun" (2009) 1/10

A little trip down memory lane. Here's for the NaruSasu and NaruHina shippers because why pick only one ship? 😉

Tbt because I made this special doujin after school back then.

I've been meaning to post this for the past----MONTHS--but finally I got around to it. I haven't forgotten you, my followers from the Naruto fandom!

[zarahjoyce]

notes: for the lovely anon who asked me for Fuwa/Yaiba and prompt #16 which is Fake Dating becomes real~ although of course I tweaked it SO

1.

"I need... a favor."

"Must be big if you're calling me up this late, Yaiba."

"..."

"Fine. What is it?"

"I'll text you the instructions."

"Instructions? Yai--"

Beep.

2.

"You're asking me to wear a fucking suit and tie?"

"If you read my text then you should know better than to ask me that."

"Why? Why should I be wearing a-- do you know how difficult it is to wear a fucking tie around your fucking neck?"

"Then don't wear one for all I care."

"You know, you still haven't told me what this whole thing is for. If you'll just--"

"Fuwa."

"--fine. Whatever."

"I'll pick you up tomorrow at 8." "...that's 8 in the evening, right? Because if it's in the morning--" Beep.

3.

"--what?"

"Goddamnit Yaiba, stop hanging up on me!"

"...All right."

Beep.

"What the fuck, I just said--"

4.

"Stop hanging up on me!"

"Fine."

5.

"You can stop now."

"..."

"Fuwa. I said-- stop staring. Just get in."

"But-- you're-- you're wearing a-- a dress?!"

"Yes."

"And your hair is-- up like-- that?"

"Yes."

"And-- and you have these... loop things, on your ears! Those are--"

"Jesus, Fuwa. Is this your first time seeing a woman?"

"Well. I mean. You're usually not... one."

Pause.

"For both our sakes, I'll pretend you didn't just say that."

"Great. Yeah, that's... yeah."

6.

"So."

"So."

"You asked me to dress up, and you're with... all those things on your face, so--"

"So?"

"Is this-- did you just ask me out on a--" "No." "No?"

"I mean, it is a date."

"...ha."

"But not with you."

"...HUH?"

7.

"You're telling me that you asked me to wear this fucking suit with this fucking tie so that I can actually watch you have dinner with someone else?"

"Don't make it sound stupid as hell."

"Yaiba--"

"You can't get inside if you don't look at least half-decent. That's why I told you to wear that."

"That's not--"

"I'll pay for your meal. You don't have to do anything else except be... there."

"This is--"

"--a favor that I asked of you - and you agreed to."

Sigh.

"You're... probably regretting saving me now, aren't you?"

"Don't even make me go there."

8.

"Yes, Sir. What can I get you--"

"What are they talking about?"

"--pardon?"

"Those two, over there. That woman with the loop things and that man with the stupid hair. What are they talking about?"

"I'm afraid I'm not at liberty to disclose--"

"Fuck! He caught me looking!"

"...Sir?"

"Oh wait, she's standing up and--shit. Hey, you do know she's the one paying for my meal, right? Right? Because I don't think I have enough--"

"--Fuwa."

"Oh, you're done? Wait. He's leaving?"

"Yes."

"Do you want to leave?"

"--Yes."

"But um. You-- have to pay them first, though. Although if you'd rather I--"

"Here. Just charge his meal to my card."

"Very good, Madam."

9.

"What was that?"

"What was what?"

"You didn't even spend ten minutes with that man."

"It took me that long to realize that I cannot possibly spend another minute there with him."

"Well. He does have stupid hair, so."

"What--"

"Who was he, anyway?"

"You don't know him? He's one of the lead engineers at Hiden Intelligence. Aruto knows him."

"And, what. You two just agreed to have dinner or--"

"He asked me out. I said yes."

"And then you asked me to come with."

"As a favor, yes."

"Why?"

"..."

"Yaiba."

"I was... I knew I'd be out of my element there. I... need to bring something familiar with me. Something I'm-- comfortable with."

"And you brought me."

"..."

"You're really sitting there telling me that I'm--"

"Was their steak good?"

"--What?"

"I ordered the steak for you, thought you might like it. Was it good?"

"Your date was ten fucking minutes long. Of course I didn't get to enjoy the meal!"

"Well, then. I suppose I should make it up for you."

"Don't bother. Just drive up to one of the ramen places near my house. We can eat there."

"--We?"

"You didn't eat too, did you?"

"No."

"Then start driving. And this time, I'll pay."

10.

"What."

"Jesus, I just realized-- you brought me there as back-up, didn't you?"

"--what?"

"You must have prepped for that dinner like it's a fucking battle and you asked me to come with you to back you up in case--"

"Good night, Fuwa."

Beep.

"--Fuck!"

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Give me a ship and a number from this couple and romance tropes and get a drabble in return!

[parslynne]

Wait-- Why are you following mee?? Σ (ﾟДﾟ;)

-gestures wildly-

I stalked your tumblr and you seemed really nice and your OCs are really cool and distinct and so yes and yeah and yeah and

[pipesflowforeverandever]

Me: I have a whole morning to catch up on homework. Let's get to it!

Also me: (chugging coffee and toaster strudels) I'm gonna spend the next hour making the worst post these people will ever see

[4getfullfox]

hehehe my evil plan to revive my tumblr is working