#hws ohio

[mira-mirame]

So when I first got into hetalia back in like 2017 I made states as hetalia ocs

Well I drew my Ohio design for the first time in years!

I love her

[iwanttorunfree]

Is Ohio real?

No

[meetthemidwest]

Ohio: Not gonna lie, that game on the DS where you played as the father, son, and holy spirit all at once while fighting the anti-christ who literally just wanted to be better at art than everyone was actually kind of fun.

Kentucky: I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm compelled to make a comment about how it relates to my life.

Everyone else on the group chat:...

Virginia: Why are you awake at three in the morning?

Ohio, sending a picture of him wearing sunglasses and a crop top while sitting on his kitchen counter: Time was written into existence by man, and I have unwritten it. You're welcome.

Wisconsin: Guys, the raccoon that keeps getting into my walls is back and I can hear it moving around.

[ask-hetalia-jones-family]

Rhode Island is very short, he expresses this in many ways.

[hipsofsteel]

hey, how do your ohio and michigan get along?

Interestingly.

Victoria and Fatima have always had a slightly strained, somewhat cordial relationship. They’ve had their spats, where Victoria pretty much says exactly what’s on her mind, and Fatima fights back with all the passive-aggressiveness civility one can manage to squeeze from a human body.

New Jersey has to play referee between them, because as much as Fatima’s practically his wife, Vicki’s pretty much his daughter, so it’s not an enviable task. However, Vicki and Fatima go out of their way to avoid having any sort of fights around Elijah so he won’t get caught in the middle of it.

But at other times, they actually can cooperate pretty well. They have some similar interests in machinery and mechanics, and similar thoughts on many issues. Also, it’s always a good and fun time to sit and debate if it’s actually kosher/halal to eat the bag of sour gummy worms in front of them (and they devour said gummy worms while debating it).

[iwanttorunfree]

Every day that Ohio exists is a day that none of us are safe

Don't worry, there are only about three buildings in Ohio. We are safe for now.

[meetthemidwest]

Kentucky: Okay, but your hair kind of makes you look like that guy from Persona 3.

Michigan: Which one?

Kentucky: Um... Marth?

Indiana: Oh my god...

Kentucky: He's voiced by Yuri Lowenthal but that's all I know.

Indiana: OH MY GOD!

Ohio: Kentucky what the fuck?

Illinois: No, he's got a point.

Indiana: No one asked for your opinion, Illinois.

Illinois: I don't deserve to be bullied like this.

Michigan: Okay can we get back to the fact that Kentucky has one brain cell and it's been steeped in Fire Emblem like a teabag in hot water?

Minnesota: I... what is happening here?

Indiana: We're collectively having a massive stroke, nice of you to join us!

Kentucky: Wait, what's the character's name though?

Kentucky: Please tell me, I'm struggling.

[meetthemidwest]

In line with the Massachusetts being a youtuber thing, I’ve also come up with Ohio, Indiana, and Kentucky having a gaming channel so here are my thoughts on that.

-The first game they play is Hotel Mario. They watch the first cutscene in complete silence, and then Ohio says “Well we’re fucked.” Indiana starts laughing and Kentucky actually has to get up and leave for a few minutes.

-They spend most of the time screaming at the screen because they keep dying and at some point Kentucky actually starts to cry.

-Indiana: Go! Go, there’s one more door! Ohio: FUCK! Indiana: God damn it Ohio! Kentucky, sobbing: I didn’t want this! Indiana: Give me the controller, you’re useless!

-Indiana proceeds to beat the level and hands the controller back to Ohio and goes to get food. For the rest of the video she sits in back eating whatever was in Ohio’s fridge.

-They play normal games too, like the Earthbound series (including a downloaded copy of Mother 3 in English). The best part of the series is all the music references and sound samples, so at some point they’re playing Earthbound and Battle Against a Weak Opponent comes on and they all yell “TEQUILA” because that’s the sound sample. 

-Mother 3 is basically a really sad game where you fight capitalism so that goes over well.

-Ohio: Ah, so that’s what depression sounds like. Kentucky: Are you crying? Ohio: Are you not crying??? Indiana: Makes me want to stage a violent overthrow of a government system with a larger military than its founders intended and a view of money that puts it above human life. Good thing that doesn’t exist, right? *cue laugh track*

-They play every Zelda game in order of release and each time Link’s name changes in a subtle way. In the first game it’s Link, but in the second it’s Lenk, then Lonk, and by the most recent game it’s just Leggy Bastard Child.

-Indiana playing a Link to the Past: I don’t know what I expected, but it wasn’t for this fool to turn into a rabbit. Isn’t he the hero or something? Why is he a rabbit?? Kentucky: I take it you haven’t been mauled by rabbits before? Ohio: Where the actual fuck did this come from. Kentucky: MOVING ON! Indiana: TELL US YOU COWARD!

-They also play video game songs on the dumbest instruments possible. Kentucky will be playing any Fire Emblem game and in the background Indiana and Ohio will be playing the main theme on kazoos.

-Wisconsin makes one appearance on the channel in which he walks into the room, raids the fridge, and when Ohio asks what he’s doing he responds with “the gnomes require a sacrifice” and leaves.

-Virginia shows up in one episode too. They kicked Indiana off the show briefly because she was too good at video games and they bring Virginia in since she’s too old to understand games. She sets a speedrunning record in the original Mario and the next episode Indiana is back.

-At some point they play through all of the Subspace Emissary from Smash Bros Brawl and Kentucky plays the songs on the xylophone in the background.

-They play every Pokemon game and no matter what they name the rival character a swear word, even if its just in spirit.

-Indiana dresses up as Samus one day and pulls an actual gun on Kentucky. The next episode they have a cardboard box in the corner of the room and in black paint it says jail. Indiana spends the entire episode in the box yelling at Ohio and Kentucky while they play Metroid Fusion.

If you’d like to request a game to see the dialogue, just send an ask with the name of the game, preferably Nintendo because that’s all I know but I’ll also research other games