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[thetimemoves]

I was shopping for socks today for the threepatchpodcast sock swap on Saturday, and I came across a pair that immediately made me think of this wonderful story. I’m coming to con from Maine, which plays a small, but poignant, role in this fic, so that might tip you off about what's on them

I can’t wait for the swap!

[swissmissficrecs]

Word count: 58,650 Chapters: 32/32 Fandom: Sherlock Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: John/Sherlock Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes Series: Part 1 of What to Do Summary:

Sherlock takes Molly's advice when dealing with his dangerous flatmate.

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This rec was originally posted on 221b_recs.

Rec: I like to nickname this the 'Sherlock Gump' series. It looks like crack on the surface, but it's really quite touching and tender underneath. It is written in the first person from Sherlock's point of view. He is portrayed as having an intellect much like that of Forrest Gump, i.e. quite literal and simplistic, although he is still a genius, if that makes any sense (I did say it was crack).

The thread tying the series together is Sherlock and John's relationship, from a 'best friends' ceremony, to a love potion made of olives and oysters, to altogether too many women's knickers.

This series is an absolute scream while managing to push all of a Johnlock shipper's kitten and baby hedgehog buttons. It's also much deeper than it appears at first, with quite a bit of meaning and poignancy mixed in with the crack. And the occasional hot sex. ;)

[swissmissficrecs]

Word count: 9,479

Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: Sherlock

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Relationships: S/J - Relationship

Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes, Mary Watson, Mrs Hudson

Summary:

Twenty plus years, three weddings, some funerals, elephants, rats, a wet cat, a very lumpy cake and criminals. Or, John Watson, a life well-lived.

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This rec was originally posted on 221b_recs.

Rec:  Okay, basically this one had me in tears all the way through. It's the story of John, Mary, and Sherlock sharing a life. (No threesome.) Personal boundaries are fluid and love abounds, most of it platonic and deep and unconditional. It's sad and happy and heart-wrenching and comforting and I just want to snuggle this fic so hard.

[johnlock-ficrec]

Kiss the Tin Man

Sherlock gets pestered by John and Mycroft for getting sick and is sent away with John for healing time.

Read it here by hyacinth_sky747

[another-adoring-fan]

What to do When Your Flatmate is Homicidal (58650 words) by hyacinth_sky747 Chapters: 32/32 Fandom: Sherlock Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: John/Sherlock Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes Series: Part 1 of What to Do Summary:

Sherlock takes Molly's advice when dealing with his dangerous flatmate.

John woke up at the crack of one o’clock in the afternoon to sit me down and talk rationally and calmly about the above events. Perhaps he found an anger management group that meets in the middle of the night and caters to naked men who steal their boyfriend’s coats? Or maybe Molly has also given John a copy of her magazine? That sly minx.

Anyway, John used lots of ‘I’ statements, which I approved of.

“Sherlock,” he said, “I feel that you think we are some sort of fucked up version of boyfriends.”

I ignored his foul language.

[sumlittlebee]

Johnlock Fan Fic Rec Challenge, Day 12: Favourite Crack/Humour

What to do When Your Flatmate is Homicidal by hyacinth_sky747

For once there was no question, I will forever love this fic. It is hilarious. Sherlock is adorable and innocent and completely unable to understand emotions. At the same time, it depicts a lovely relationship developing between Sherlock and John with a lovely Molly helping them along. The further you get into this fic, the deeper it gets and suddenly you realise you're crying and your heart is breaking for these two idiots while you're laughing through your tears.

Honourable Mentions: (ie I can't pick just one)

Big Brother is Watching You by flawedamythyst

The First and Last Trilogy by Phyona

The Internet Is Not Just For Porn by cyerus

Captain John Watson, Genetics, And Other Crazy Things by cyerus

[unknownrecs]

Sherlock: "Seven Hours In the Sun"

Sherlock: "Seven Hours In the Sun"

Author: hyacinth_sky747

Rated: Explicit

Read here.

Summary: A man named Trevor Lynch saved the lives of Dr. John Watson and Sherlock Holmes. He didn’t plan on it. He’d never met them. He didn’t even know they existed.

Thoughts: Summary doesn't do this one any justice. I love John in peril, which is what this fic kicks off with. Sherlock & John are nearly frozen to death after a kidnapping & it changes their relationship when they get back home & can feel their extremities again.

This Sherlock lines up with what I think Sherlock might actually be like towards sex in the show. He doesn't want to really touch John, but he knows that he'd like to start a sexual relationship with him. John, clever & kind man that he is, doesn't push things, lets Sherlock establish the start of things, but slowly adds requests of his own that build up Sherlock's confidence to touch him.

The best part about all of this is their back & forth - the author has a good sense of their dialogue & without making Sherlock overly talky, she captures him perfectly. Him collecting specimens of John & then abandoning the evidence bags all over their post-coital bed rings very true to me - Sherlock has a single minded focus until he focuses on something else, evidence bags forgotten.

This is written very simply and I've read it a few times now. It hasn't lost any of it's appeal & is a nice short read.

Warnings: Slight medical kink

[hayamiyuu]

STOP IT,Brollyby hayamiyuu 

Happy BD to my friend 七寶,生日快樂!

Idea from a fantasic sherlock fanfic : 

What to do When Your Flatmate is Homicidal  ch.22

by hyacinth_sky747

I flopped off of Brolly and onto John’s shoes. Brolly licked me all over my face even though I’ve made it clear that I don’t feel that way about him. 

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