#hydrasperfectweapon

[blkwiidow]

James.   //    @hydrasperfectweapon     //    x.

[ text ]: i’m waiting for you.

[ text   ┉  James  ]     I’m  on  my  way [ text   ┉  James  ]     anything  I  should  bring  with  me  ?

[archivedimanavenger-blog]

hydrasperfectweapon liked your post “ME: wants to write nice headcanons and verse descriptions, make things...”

literally your verses and descriptions and headcanons i just 

Me looking @ your stuff, Di: OH LOOK EFFORT

Me: I should try that sometime. i should do that. 

Mostly Importantly Me: 5 seconds later.... nah i’m lazy and impatient. one sentence will cover the 40 paragraphs i want to write and could write

[lilmisslydiamartin]

@hydrasperfectweapon | starter call

“So, 100 years old... was your birthday pretty okay, or did we fail to impress?”

[archivedimanavenger-blog]

Shit Talk & Flirts

@hydrasperfectweapon

*talks shit & flirts with the cute football player*

[readyforyours]

👌

send me 👌 if your muse would bang mine || accepting

I approve & so does Brock

[readyforyours]

☄

Send ☄ for one random headcanon I have for my muse! || meme || accepting

He drinks medium or light roast coffee, definitely goes out of his way to avoid bold or dark roasts. High caffeine. Preferably something hazelnut or french vanilla.

[notacyclonefan]

[Text]: Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being… (tattoo au)

Yet Another TFLN Meme

[Text]: If it starts out with that, I can’t wait to find out what steps 2 and 3 are.[Text]: I’ve got a better question to start with, though. What’s the apology FOR?[Text]: Do I need to practice my angry face or will I just need to break out my mildly irritated face?

[notacyclonefan]

[Text]: Ducking stuck downtown…all the fuxkig roads are blixkded (modern au)

Yet Another TFLN Meme

[Text]: Where downtown?[Text]: Are you okay?[Text]: Is your phone broken or did you develop a sudden aversion to the word Fucking? That would just be sad.[Text]: Where are you, Bucky? I’m already out the door.