#hydration is important

[n0cturnal-state]

[brightlotusmoon]

Okay, so primer before tinted moisturizer sunscreen really does help. Good to know.

(I'm hyperfixating back into the science of cosmetics and aesthetics wooo)

(I love the art of makeup, my mother taught me how to use my face as a canvas, but as I get older I feel much less inclined to use it the way I did many years ago)

(Sunscreen is extremely important)

[mafiosoandthegang]

Peeking in here, giving you all bottles of water and (slightly burnt.. I can't cook) muffins

Contractee: BURNT MUFFINS?? I LOVE THEM. THE CRUNCH. THE SMOKE. THE FLAVOR OF TRIUMPH OVER HEAT!!!

Thank you for the water I forgot to drink for three days.

Caporegime: takes a bite

“…It’s got character. Edges are a little... dramatic. But acceptable.”

sips water like it’s a fine wine

Consigliere: I will not comment on the muffins. But thank you for the hydration. It is appreciated.

(He quietly slides the muffin onto Contractee’s plate when no one’s looking.)

Soldier: takes both water and muffin without a word

(Muffin is gone in one bite. No reaction. It's unclear if that was approval or survival instincts.)

Eunoia: …Your kindness is noted. I will log this as an act of goodwill.

(Burnt muffin immediately scanned and analyzed for carbon levels.)

Mafioso: …You made these yourself?

(He takes one slow bite, chews, and nods.)

They are imperfect. But sincere. That matters more.

(Finishes it without complaint.)

Elliot: OHHHH MAN. It’s crunchy. But like… in a good way?? Maybe??

Wait no my tooth just made a sound. But thank you anyway!! I love you!!

(Eats the whole thing with nervous gratitude.)

[flowersofnaivete]

[denjilvr]

do they drink enough water?

synopsis: do the bungou stray dogs characters drink enough water? most likely not

author’ note: i like my silly little headcanons, they’re the best content you can get from me as nobody’s heard from me for months! i have no ideas, gimme. anyways!!!!

ada

atsushi: he tries to drink enough most days but he gets headaches because man is dehydrated

dazai: fuck no, absolutely not. next question.

kunikida: he drinks the perfect amount of water. no more, no less. this man is ideally hydrated

yosano: queen is hydrated and her skin is glowing

ranpo: no. i personally believe he only drinks soda and juice

kyoka: hmmm i want to say yes but i feel like the answer is no…

kenji: yes! he reminds kyoka to drink water and brings her juice and snacks

tanizaki: he always has a waterbottle that naomi mooches off and refills, so yes

fukuzawa: most of the time, yes! he reminds the others to drink water, too :)

port mafia

chuuya: it’s a roulette game with him, some days he’s thriving, other days he’s dehydrated, messy, and on the brink of passing out

akutagawa: GOD NO. he is a disaster and often is forced to take sips from the communal water bottle

higuchi: she’s trying her best, wants to bring a water bottle to work but forgets. asks to take sips from the communal water bottle

gin: yes! has a glass of iced water in the morning, and keeps a hydroflask! lets others mooch off of her, too. communal water bottle holder <3

tachihara: he probably has to drink about a gallon of water a day with all of his surgeries, so he’s properly hydrated!

hirotsu: well hydrated and keeps a balanced diet. he’s a healthy old man!

kouyou: the goddess herself stays hydrated, it’s the secret to her perfect skin

mori: he drinks red wine and i hope he dehydrates and dies

oda: not only is he hydrated, but he also reminds dazai and ango to drink water. he’s also taking care of, like, six orphans. he’s doing amazing

decay of angels

fyodor: rat man. anemic. terrorist. dehydrated. the only water he’s had in the last week was from a mystery, crinkled up plastic water bottle in the back of the DOAs fridge

nikolai: he really likes juice… so i guess there’s water in that

sigma: he has maybe a cup of water a day, or drinks water only when he starts to feel dizzy. dehydrated king

bram: he drinks nothing but the finest blood, hasn’t had a drop of water in over 200 years

[sunshineandrosesnoraincamemyway]

Was this necessary

At least partially

[stinkymudgoblin]

Norepinephrine, souepinephrine, easepinephrine and wesepinephrine

Try them all!

Make your sympathetic nervous system have an omnidirectional nervous breakdown, and finally get back at that bitch for making you hyperventilate in the school bathroom!

Don't dish it out, if you can't take it!

You myelin covered fuck

[maireadralph]

It’s always important to mark one’s cup ☕️