#hydrawife

[heliosolipsism]

I would still love my wife if she were a many-headed hydra- I would give her multiple water bowls

[gossipfromdownunder]

Hercules - Hero or Zero?

Who said happiness couldn’t be bought? Hercules saysotherwise. Our famous muscle-head celeb Hercules has been caught takingsteroids! With a body that nice, there’s no way they could be just a gift from the gods. Psh, like that’s even real. Sources say that’s been getting his little pills from his little goat friend. Whatever the animal is putting into his pills, get me some cause damn.

 Even the citizens of Athen are calling him out for it screaming “Doped the distance.” whenever he’s seen in public.  Well I mean… he did save your city from a three headed Hydra… but who am I to say anything?

Let me call up Hades and see if he has anything to say about this.