#hypelios

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hypelios replied to your post:vaas when people are shorter than him: lol

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this was 100% directed at you so as i said lol

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           The point of living on an island is to make sure people stay away. Rook is pretty much off the grid, and it’s meant to be that way. Vaas isn’t scared of people coming onto his island, no, why would he be if he knows he can overpower them? He just doesn’t want to have to deal with tourists. This island is like sacred land to him. It belonged to his father, and now it belongs to him, and even before it belonged to either one of them, who knows to what sort of alien God it belonged to? Vaas is fully aware of the value of this place. He’d have to be a fucking idiot to be ignorant of the Eridian ruins scattered around and underneath the island. There’s a vault, too, and he’s not planning to let anybody get close to it. It’s his, and when he finally decides to check it out more than he already has, then he’ll do it. If he didn’t have his men guarding it, then maybe, just maybe, these assholes would have been able to get inside. They would have most likely died ten feet in, but hey, who gives a shit. They would deserve it.

           Vaas opts out of shooting them all in the head, and instead, he makes his men tie them up for a few days and point guns at them so they won’t try to move once they’re pulled out into the execution ring, as Vaas likes to call it. Maybe it’s a bit over the top to behead all of them one by one, but Vaas is in the mood for excessive, unnecessary violence today. So he does just that. He grabs his machete and goes down the line, cutting and slicing until heads litter the floor and blood coats his face, hands, and shirt. Vaas almost starts ordering his guys to clean this shit up, but that’s when he gets news of yet another intruder. It’d been about three days since he’d captured this group of curious motherfuckers, and now there’s another one? Another head to feed to the caged skags, then.

          The bandit king wipes his machete on his shirt, and then heads to meet with the next idiot. Apparently, this one had been polite enough to specifically ask for the leader of their little movement, so Vaas can already respect that. What he can’t respect, though, is the fact that there’s more feet dirtying up his island. He doesn’t bother trying to clean himself up, even if he can taste the blood of others on his lip. When he catches sight of the stranger, he’s nothing but hostility and disinterest, though he doesn’t pull any weapons out. Not yet, at least.                 “Can I fucking help you? No no no, better yet, how can you fucking help me? Oh, I have the answer for that. You can fuck off. Sound easy enough, or do I have to write it out on the sand for you?”

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hypelios replied to your post:hypelios replied to your post:Hyperion assholes...

it’s just that whenever ‘hyperion assholes’ comes outta your mouth it’s usually referring to me. aww– don’t cry, princess, i’ll save 'em for later. and there it is!! the asshole thing again– and you say /i’m/ mean

I AM NOT FUCKING CRYING.

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hypelios replied to your post:Hyperion assholes are so unoriginal with insults....

i’m so offended. you haven’t even heard my good ones yet

I wasn’t even talking about you, asshole. I was talking about your people. But hey, if you want to go ahead and insult me for no fucking reason, go the fuck ahead. Asshole. 

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my character's reaction to getting a sext from yours

          [ to: bitchy brat ] : you’re in a meeting again aren’t you          [ to: bitchy brat ] : here what about this, the second you’re done with that shit you can get your gorgeous ass down here and we can make all the shit you just sent me come true           [ to: bitchy brat ] : p.s bring back the leftover donuts from your stupid meeting or you can go jerk yourself off

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hypelios replied to your post:Uggggh, I’m craving really sweet shit like candy...

sticks tongue at while i go to town on a pack of gummi worms

i’ll remember that next time you try to take food from me you filthy animal

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So, I have this... idea. You know, concerning The Thing We Talked About? It’s a good idea. You’ll like this.

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hypelios replied to your post:

i’d like more than your eye if you catch my drift

I know exactly what you want. The question is whether you’re going to ask nicely for it. I’ll also accept begging pretty.