me talking to someone about a situation: “yeah sometimes someone has to be the asshole and i dont mind if its me”
Me in said situation: “hey there friend, love the direction youre headed in but lets remember we are all pals here”

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me talking to someone about a situation: “yeah sometimes someone has to be the asshole and i dont mind if its me”
Me in said situation: “hey there friend, love the direction youre headed in but lets remember we are all pals here”
You know the greatest thing about hyperbole?
If you mispronounce it and say hyper-bowl, it’s still a hyperbole. The Hyper Bowl. Over; above; beyond; exceeding the average bowl. MORE BOWL THAN YOU COULD POSSIBLY HANDLE AT ONCE.
new idea: the hyper bowl
it’s like the super bowl but
you have two football fields placed in a cross formation
two teams play at once
whatever happens in the middle happens
I'd rather punch myself in the face over and over again than write a summary for this story.