Some Apocrypha About the Paramancer
“I am a cloud,” he always says, and explains the origins of all hyper-clouds:
Cultivated in the Imaginary Neutrino Condensers of the Uni-Bureaucracy
Assigned a name according to the Computer of Cloud-Appellates
Thereafter drafted into one Department or another according to the observed chronological orientation--the solutions which allowed one to measure these cloud’s drifting world-line
With the world-line of the cloud named Nachary Zewell determined as “advanced-/-retrograde”--lending the cloud inclination toward a life-world of looping nostalgia to discorporate--the Uni-Bureaucracy thereafter provided Nachary Zewell an education as a Paramancer, and trained him for service in its Provocation Department.
After deserting his assignment, Nachary Zewell accumulates an incomplete and only half-honest C.V. to account for his wanderings, which he scrawls in bathrooms filled with graffiti:
At one point, Nachary Zewell joined the Legion of Mad Fellows following gladiator combat (along with @jamerokretty) against the Morpho-Robotic Pinball Machines, when the pair discovered the catacomb coliseums in the tunnels they found in the dungeons beneath la Ville de la Vague Vapeur.
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Later on, while traveling with the Dream Keeper through uncharted terrains, Nachary Zewell became a Karmanaut with the Sacred Order of Psychedelic Monks:
(Rogan Gosh)
“You have passed the test!” (The Mighty Boosh)