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@nacharyzewell, offering his universal response to any interruption of his break from work.

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@nacharyzewell, the Paramancer, holding his Sonic Lamp

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Some Apocrypha About the Paramancer

“I am a cloud,” he always says, and explains the origins of all hyper-clouds:

Cultivated in the Imaginary Neutrino Condensers of the Uni-Bureaucracy

Assigned a name according to the Computer of Cloud-Appellates

Thereafter drafted into one Department or another according to the observed chronological orientation--the solutions which allowed one to measure these cloud’s drifting world-line

With the world-line of the cloud named Nachary Zewell determined as “advanced-/-retrograde”--lending the cloud inclination toward a life-world of looping nostalgia to discorporate--the Uni-Bureaucracy thereafter provided Nachary Zewell an education as a Paramancer, and trained him for service in its Provocation Department.

After deserting his assignment, Nachary Zewell accumulates an incomplete and only half-honest C.V. to account for his wanderings, which he scrawls in bathrooms filled with graffiti:

At one point, Nachary Zewell joined the Legion of Mad Fellows following gladiator combat (along with @jamerokretty) against the Morpho-Robotic Pinball Machines, when the pair discovered the catacomb coliseums in the tunnels they found in the dungeons beneath la Ville de la Vague Vapeur.

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Later on, while traveling with the Dream Keeper through uncharted terrains, Nachary Zewell became a Karmanaut with the Sacred Order of Psychedelic Monks:

(Rogan Gosh)

“You have passed the test!” (The Mighty Boosh)

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How can you call me a draft-dodger? I'm not a soldier, I'm a Paramancer."

Nachary Zewell