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Cath is a massive child.

Cath: We got McDonald's and my neice got a one up mushroom. Actually jealous.

Me: Haha, why not get a kids meal the next time you are there?

Cath: I like having larges chips

Me: Then get yourself some nuggets. get the toy. then get the fries an' a drink.

Cath: WEH!

Me: Don't make me put this on tumblr

Cath: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!

So Me and Hyper cow have been playing Halo recently and...

Me: *sung to Jaws theme* Taaaank, taaaaaank, tank, tank, tank, tank, tank.

Me: Knock knock, Whose there? TANK!

Me: ALL MY PROBLEMS CAN BE SOLVED WITH A TANK.

Me: *psychotic laughing*

Me: Hey where did all the soldiers go?

Cath: You ran them over!

Me: Oh..., Um, I mean I meant to do that.

Me: NOTHING CAN STOP THE TANK! FUCK A DOOR

Me: BOW TO ME! I AM YOUR TANK GOD!

Cath: Clock get out of the tank.

Me: *shakes tank's barrel like a head* No

Cath: Get out.

Me: I Dun wanna!

Me: Remember where we parked the tank, on top the dead bodies of innocent people.

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