#hyperionrecruit

[rhysnotreez]

ISAAC!

You’re back!

[hcndsomejcck]

"You're my favorite dad."

“I’m so glad.”

[screamingwilhelm-archived]

hyperionrecruit replied to your post “Nisha pointed a TV remote at Wilhelm and began repeatedly tapping the...”

"Vaughn tried the same thing on me."

Disrespect.

Down with cyborg discrimination!

[handsomejackhoney-archived]

"Maybe you should try doing nice things for people. I bet that would help your karma."

“What, is saving Elpis AND Pandora not enough?”

[notjustahologram-blog]

hyperionrecruit said: “All Jacks are weird.”

“Weird or awesome? I think you obviously mean ‘awesome’ here kiddo.”

[nxrcissxs-blog]

"Your hair always looks so good, sir. How do you get your hair so perfect?"

One word, kid: Lush.

[nxrcissxs-blog]

IT GETS ME SO BAD LIKE

ISAAC IS JUST INDIRECTLY INSULTING VAAS AND JACK I’M HAHAHA I’MFCRACKING UP HI;ODAJ 

[repeatrewindrepeat-blog]

repeatrewindrepeat: What

repeatrewindrepeat: you wanna go hermano

repeatrewindrepeat: you like

repeatrewindrepeat: wanna fucking go

hyperionrecruit: Whoa, um, no?

repeatrewindrepeat: Who you callin' desperate, hermano?

hyperionrecruit: ...Um... you?

hyperionrecruit: Jack doesn't like bandits, bye.

repeatrewindrepeat: cracks knuckles

hyperionrecruit: Oh shit... RUNS

repeatrewindrepeat: COME BACK HERE!

repeatrewindrepeat: COME BACK HERE SO I CAN KILL YOU!

hyperionrecruit: KEEPS RUNNING