#hyperionsapollo

[pandoraspunk]

@hyperionsapollo liked for a starter or some shit

“’Sup Good Looking Jerry, it’s been too long. Fan of nighttime ventures I see.” or catching the habitual vandal that keeps coming back. There’s always that too Milo. “----and short people from what I hear.” oh for fucks sake.

[splicingvaulthunter]

                                                 @hyperionsapollo

“Oh joy, if it isn’t the bloody king of Hyperion........I do not have enough rakkahol to deal with this...”

[littlestsiren]

looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

send me which part of the cinnamon roll meme you think i am

[fromlynchwoodwithlove-blog]

@hyperionsapollo continued from here

“I can’t even tell if you’re being sarcastic-- so let me go through and address every one of those things,” Nisha grunted, holding out three fingers to represent his complaints. “ Can’t have a parade. A parade involves happy people, right? Name one person happy to be on Pandora aside from me-- as an another aside, don’t ask me to start marching around. I’m not the parading type. Bandits and Psychos don’t count. Sure, they might parade around for a while before screaming something about salting a wound.” One finger down.

“Thank you? For what? ...Oh. You’re talking about the ‘cleaning-up-the-place’ thing? ...Look, I shoot a lot of people. So...thanks? ...Thanks for letting me shoot a lot of people?” She was fairly sure he wanted a ‘thank you’ from one of the people lucky enough to be able to be a future resident of the Utopia he was creating, but pulled down another finger anyway.

“And Pretzels. ...Pretzels kind of suck in general. Learn to like a better snack food.”

With another finger down, Nisha crossed her arms, looking rather proud of herself.

“There. All better. You’re welcome.”

[thickcrskiin-a-blog]

hyperionsapollo replied to your post “¦.named the horse portrait ‘butt stallion’….right. ‘cause that’s...”

"UH OK 'Not meg', Butt Stallion is not a PORTRAIT."

“First of all, it’s JAN. Secondly, all I saw was a gigantic picture of a diamond pony on the wall. Thus- portrait. BESIDES---- Butt Stallion? Really?”

[bigbluecyes-a]

@hyperionsapollo replied to your post: @truxicanfalconer replied to your post: ...

jack voice: NO

Angel voice: YES ...please?

[bigbluecyes-a]

@hyperionsapollo replied to your post: Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World,...

“of course, baby girl. you know you’re my world.” (cue the heartbreaking.)

“ I am your world? really? ”

[thickcrskiin]

these are the kinds of things that happen when you’re playing the pre-sequel at 11 at night and also excessively giggling over his butt and phrases he says.

for @hyperionsapollo. for reasons.