#hypmicquest

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Hypnosis Microphone Quest: Prelude -Logged In People-

Event Date: 2020/04/22

Chapter 3  A Virtual World Beyond Imagination (4/5)

[Doppo Kannonzaka]

The “Merchant”’s face, you say......

Excuse me, what did I do, exactly?

[Don’s Company]

What do you mean what did you do!*

You decided to tend to the store, didn’t you! Now, come here!

[Doppo Kannonzaka]

Uwaatoto!** W-whyyyyyyyyy!?

[Hifumi Izanami]

Ooh, this seems like a game event!

Ooii, wait for me!~

scene change - Enters the shop

[Doppo Kannonzaka]

..................

[Hifumi Izanami]

Wow, you actually are going to tend to a shop!

What is this??

[Doppo Kannonzaka]

...... That’s what I want to know

[Hifumi Izanami]

Is this one of the ways to enjoy this game??

[Doppo Kannonzaka]

How is this fun at all......

Haa...... I want to go back and sleep......

[Hifumi Izanami]

Don’t be like that, I’ll tour the city in Tekito before going back!

*It’s a furious expression, like cursing but in a nice way. That’s the Nihongo way my weebs.

**Poor Doppo was literally dragged back to the store and lost his footing so he went ‘toto’ like in anime scenes where they nearly fall flat on their faces. :D

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Hypnosis Microphone Quest: Prelude -Logged In People-

Event Date: 2020/04/22

Chapter 2  In the fun world (3/3)

[Doppo Kannonzaka]

What’s this, helmet......

[Hifumi Izanami]

This is the game, Infinity Distraction Online, it seems that we can enter this game!~

[Doppo Kannonzaka]

Aah, it’s the annoying game some business partner released huh.......

How did you get this? I heard that the chance of getting it was super low

[Hifumi Izanami]

My customer got it for me.

I specially got one for you too~

[Doppo Kannonzaka]

Heeh. That’s really generous of them

[Hifumi Izanami]

Well, well! Let’s quickly play!

[Doppo Kannonzaka]

No, I want to go back and sleep......

[Hifumi Izanami]

Don’t say that! Don’t let my customer’s good intentions go to waste, moreover, this game your business partner released at its peak might just be very fun you know~

[Doppo Kannonzaka]

......Well, that is true

[Hifumi Izanami]

Well, that means you’re OK with it! Yes!

[Doppo Kannonzaka]

Uwah! Don’t put it over my head so suddenly......

[Hifumi Izanami]

Game start!!!

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Hypnosis Microphone Quest: Prelude -Logged In People-

Event Date: 2020/04/22

Chapter 3  A Virtual World Beyond Imagination (1/5)

[Doppo Kannonzaka]

O-oo....... Amazing......

We really entered the game.......

It feels just like everything’s the same (as the real world)......

[Hifumi Izanami]

This world is wayyy more amazing than I imagined it to be

[Doppo Kannonzaka]

Urk, but to just change my appearance however they want is......

[Hifumi Izanami]

About that, the instruction manual did say that “they would select the best class for each player after reading their brainwaves”

[Doppo Kannonzaka]

Heeh...... But just what on earth is my class......

[Hifumi Izanami]

It seems that ‘each player’ can verify their class at the border of their view

[Doppo Kannonzaka]

The start page, is this it.......?

[Doppo Kannonzaka]

Ah, it popped out!

[Hifumi Izanami]

What’s your class???

[Doppo Kannonzaka]

Errmmm....... Uu........

[Hifumi Izanami]

Are you some kind of really cool guy???

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Hypnosis Microphone Quest: Prelude -Logged In People-

Event Date: 2020/04/22

Chapter 3  A Virtual World Beyond Imagination (2/5)

[Doppo Kannonzaka]

........................ “Merchant” (corporate slave)

[Hifumi Izanami]

Ahahahahahahahahaha!

Doppo~, even in a game, you’re a “merchant”!

You really love your work huh!~

[Doppo Kannonzaka]

Uuu...... I’m still a corporate slave even in a different world......

It would have been nice if I could be a hero or even a magic user......

[Hifumi Izanami]

That’s not Doppo-style at all though!~

There’s no helping it since being a “merchant” gives you a sense of stability and security

[Doppo Kannonzaka]

...... And, what’s your class?

[Hifumi Izanami]

Me? Hmm, I wonder what it is......

[Hifumi Izanami]

I’m a “Master of the Art of Conversation” (aka Gigolo)

[Doppo Kannonzaka]

It fits you perfectly......

[Hifumi Izanami]

Heheh, thank you!

[Doppo Kannonzaka]

That wasn’t a compliment though......

[Hifumi Izanami]

Well then, shall we enjoy the game!

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Hypnosis Microphone Quest: Prelude -Logged In People-

Event Date: 2020/04/22

Chapter 1   Lottery! VRMMO (1/6)

[Saburo Yamada]

(Alright alright, Infinity Distraction Online is going to be released tomorrow......)

[Saburo Yamada]

(Finally, the full dive game will be released to the world......)

[Saburo Yamada]

(......This time, I couldn’t make a reservation, there’ll be a lot of people just for tomorrow’s lottery at the shop front huh)

[Saburo Yamada]

(Even if just a little, I shall go with Ichi-ani to increase our probability of winning)

[Saburo Yamada]

Ichi-ani, I want to ask your help for something......

[Jiro Yamada]

If you’re looking for Nii-chan, he ain’t here, he’s gone to request something from Jakurai Jinguji

[Saburo Yamada]

......When is he coming back?

[Jiro Yamada]

Hmm, since it’s around a week, he’ll be back next week?

[Saburo Yamada]

Haa...... Then that’s bad......

[Jiro Yamada]

You in a rush?

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Hypnosis Microphone Quest: Prelude -Logged In People-

Event Date: 2020/04/22

Chapter 1   Lottery! VRMMO (3/6)

[Saburo Yamada]

Tsk!

[Jiro Yamada]

I don’t need money.

Anyway, I won’t take it from my little brother 

[Saburo Yamada]

Th-then, how do I get you to help me......

[Jiro Yamada]

Isn’t there a proper way to request,

if you want my help?

[Saburo Yamada]

Tsk, I have no choice huh......

Please help me out

[Jiro Yamada]

Don’t wanna

[Saburo Yamada]

Why not!

[Jiro Yamada]

That’s a condescending way of requesting my help! I’ll help you if you ask properly in this manner, ‘Onii-sama, can you please listen to this stupid little brother’s request?’

[Saburo Yamada]

W-who will say such a thing!

[Jiro Yamada]

Ah, I see. Then I will help you out yeah

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Hypnosis Microphone Quest: Prelude -Logged In People-

Event Date: 2020/04/22

Chapter 3  A Virtual World Beyond Imagination (5/5)

[Doppo Kannonzaka]

H-hold on a minute...... I want to go too......

[Don’s Company]

Wait, where do you think you’re going?

[Doppo Kannonzaka]

E-erm...... I want to enjoy the game too, so......

[Don’s Company]

Don’t say things I can’t understand!

You’re the only one who doesn’t know about the Noruma Achievement* this month!

[Doppo Kannonzaka]

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

*No context about this yet, so I’ll edit this later if we come across it again.

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Hypnosis Microphone Quest: Prelude -Logged In People-

Event Date: 2020/04/22

Chapter 3  A Virtual World Beyond Imagination (3/5)

[Doppo Kannonzaka]

Even though you said that we should have fun,

aren’t we here to save the world?

[Hifumi Izanami]

I want to save the world but, it’s fine to just do whatever we want to*

[Doppo Kannonzaka]

Anything is fine, you......

[Hifumi Izanami]

I mean, they wrote that we could do anything here~

[Doppo Kannonzaka]

They did say we could do anything...... It’s hopeless since the place is so big and there’s no goal to work towards

[Hifumi Izanami]

Uu~n...... I’m sure something will awaken if we just walk to Tekito**???

[Doppo Kannonzaka]

Haa...... That’s just like you

[Doppo Kannonzaka]

Un?

[Don’s Company]

What are you trying to do, selling oil here!

[Doppo Kannonzaka]

Heh...... A-are you talking to me......?

[Don’s Company]

There’s no way I would mistake the “Merchant”’s face now, would I!

*Wasn’t really sure what 甚本 meant here but I just took a random guess and with context, so if anyone’s able to interpret the meaning, do tell!

**I was scratching my head over Tekito and I... gave up. I assume it’s a place in the game.