Hypnosis Mic: Alternative Rap Battle {Samatokiās Birthday}
Notice: I used machine translation, so this is gonna be choppy and not the most accurate.
Samatoki: Ah, come to think of it, today was my birthday...... I don't need anything else. Just words of congratulations are enough.
Jyuto: Samatoki, is this the brand you smoke? Well, I just bought it. Why don't we take a break over there.
Jyuto: Hey, Samatoki...... I did say that I'd listen to some requests on your birthday, but you're getting too cocky. At least make your own coffee!
Rio: Samatoki, today must be your birthday. Jyuto and I worked together, and came up with a plan to entertain you. Go to my base when the time comes.
Rio: Samatoki, I came to deliver a birthday cake. Of course I made it. Please feel free to eat it. ......Ingredients? It uses fresh nuts picked from the forest.
Detective Six - HYPNOSIS MICROPHONE QUEST 5 (Part 2) Translation
Happy Halloween!
Kuko: I canāt believe Jyushi got himself killedā¦
Ramuda: Poor Jyushiā¦
Ramuda: Ah! What happens when youāre dead, anyway?
Gentaro: If you die, you will be in spectator mode until the next phase of the game, unable to participate.
Dice: Sounds boring to just watch everyone else.
Hitoya: More importantly, who killed Jyushi?
Kuko: Come forward! Iāll beat the shit outta you!
Ramuda: Haha! Thereās no way that would work. It would be way too easy.
Kuko: Tchā¦
Gentaro: ā¦Now, we should discuss what everyone saw to identify the culprit.
Dice: The room was locked, so how could anyone have gotten in?
Gentaro: True. ā¦We can check the entry log.
Kuko: Entry log?
Gentaro: It will tell us who entered Aimono-sanās room.
Dice: Oh! Whoever entered last must be the killer!
Gentaro: It should show us on the screen here.
(Kuko Harai - Entered at 9:01, left at 9:05.
Gentaro Yumeno - Entered at 9:30, left at 9:50.
Dice Arisugawa - Entered at 10:03, left at 10:05.)
Dice: AH, I WAS THE LAST ONE!!!!!
Everyone else: ā¦
Dice: W-Wait! It wasnāt me! Iām tellinā you, he was still alive when I left!
Kuko: Donāt try to deny it!
Dice: Iām serious! We even had a conversation!
Ramuda: If you donāt have any proof, itās useless!
Dice: I have proof!
Hitoya: Well, spit it out.
Dice: Iām the proof!
Everyone else: ā¦
Gentaro: ā¦Ahem. Itās possible that someone is using some kind of trick in order to frame Dice.
Gentaro: Letās hear from everyone who entered Aimono-shiās room, starting with Harai-shi.
Kuko: I tried to sleep but I woke up. I invited Jyushi to come to the arcade with me, but he said no.
Kuko: What about you?
Gentaro: We had discussed a classic mystery novel earlier, so Iād gone to the library to get a copy for him. I brought it to his room. It was on the desk, wasnāt it?
Ramuda: True~ So, why did Dice go to Jyushiās room???
Dice: He called me on the phone in my room and invited me to come gamble in his room.
Dice: But when I got there, he said he was too tired and changed his mind.
Hitoya: If that story is true⦠It must be Arisugawa after all.
Dice: It wasnāt me!
Kuko: If someone used a trick, how could we tell?
Gentaro: Open the menu and check the item list.
Dice: Wow⦠Thereās an item to silence footsteps, disappear, change your voice, and all kindsa sneaky stuffā¦
Ramuda: If it really wasnāt Dice, they mustāve used one of these to make it seem like it was Dice! If it really wasnāt Dice. ā
Dice: I told you it wasnāt me!
Gentaro: By the way, did Harai-shi actually see Aimono-shi?
Kuko: Huh? Of course I did.
Gentaro: I also handed the book directly to him.
Ramuda: Did Dice see him??
Dice: ā¦No, I didnāt. I went to the room and knocked, but there was no answer.
Dice: I turned the knob, and it wasnāt locked, so I went inside.
Dice: He was in the shower, so we had a conversation through the bathroom door! Thatās how I know he was still alive!
Hitoya: (Wait⦠If you use this item and that itemā¦)
Hitoya: (But why would he say thatā¦? I need to checkā¦)
Kuko: Hitoya, whatās wrong?
Hitoya: Wait here a second.
Kuko: Hey, wait!
(Hitoya goes back to Jyushiās door)
Hitoya: Just as I thought.
(Hitoya returns to the others)
Ramuda: What was that about??
Hitoya: I know who the culprit is.
Ramuda: Woah, really?!
Dice: Seriously?!
Gentaro: Wonāt you tell us?
Hitoya: The killer isā¦Ā
Hitoya: Gentaro Yumeno! Itās you!
Everyone else: ā¦
Gentaro: ā¦Oh.
Ramuda: Huh? What, why??
Hitoya: Itās simple. By the time Arisugawa had entered the room, Jyushi had already been killed. Yumeno, the person who entered the room before that, must be the killer.
Dice: B-But⦠I talked to him when I was thereā¦
Kuko: Oh! The voice changer!
Hitoya: Exactly.
Gentaro: I see. In that case, whoever entered the room before Dice must be the culprit.
Gentaro: However, as you can see from the log, I left the room before Dice arrived.
Gentaro: How could I have gotten back inside to call out from the shower before Dice arrived?
Ramuda: Trueā¦
Hitoya: I also figured that out.
Gentaro: ā¦
Dice: How?
Hitoya: After killing Jyushi, Yumeno carried the body to the bathroom, then called Arisugawa on the phone using the voice changer.
Ramuda: Hmmā¦
Hitoya: Jyushi is shy, I found it hard to believe he would invite Arisugawa over.
Kuko: If he wanted to invite someone over, it would be me or Hitoya.
Hitoya: If the invitation was to gamble, Arisugawa would absolutely fall for it.
Kuko: Definitely.Ā
Hitoya: After inviting Arisugawa over, Yumeno left the room with the door unlocked, and then snuck back in using a disappearing item at the same time Arisugawa entered.
Ramuda: Oh! He snuck in when Dice opened the door!
Hitoya: Thatās right. I checked, and there are no other logs of entry or exit.
Kuko: So after he snuck in without being noticed, he went to the shower to use the voice changer.
Hitoya: Pretty clever. Yumeno, do you have anything to say?
Gentaro: Good job. As you said, I am the murderer.
Ramuda: Gentaroā¦
Dice: Seriously�
Kuko: Damn bastard⦠Are you ready for a beating?
Hitoya: Kuko, wait. I still have something else to ask.
Kuko: What more do you need to hear?!
Hitoya: You⦠You deliberately led us to figuring it out.
Dice: Huh? Did he do that?
Hitoya: From the very beginning, Yumeno led us to figuring it out.
Ramuda: ā¦Why did you do that, Gentaro??
Gentaro: Fufu⦠I wrote the plot for this game. If I really wanted to get serious, youād never figure it out.
Hitoya: Youāre sure confident.
Gentaro: Itās the truth. Without my guidance, youād still be searching for the answer.
Hitoya: Hmā¦
Gentaro: Letās get back to the game. I want everyone to enjoy the second phase as well, so I made myself easy to catch.
Kuko: Well, Iāll enjoy beating you up, but it wonāt be fun for you!
Gentaro: No, I will enjoy this to the fullest.
(Gentaro snaps and the lights go out. When they come back on, Gentaro is holding a chainsaw... I'll just put the card here for reference)
Ramuda: Ah! You look different!
Gentaro: Fufufu⦠Now the second phase begins. Letās all do our best to win.
(Gentaro disappears)
Dice: H-Heās gone!
(Jyushi resurrects)
Kuko: Jyushi!
Jyushi: Yay, Iām back!
Hitoya: The second phase⦠Jyushi what happens next?
Jyushi: Nextā¦
(Thunking noise)
Dice: Two keys appearedā¦
Jyushi: This mansion has two armories. If you grab a weapon and press the unlock button in both, the mansionās front door will open!
Kuko: Running away aināt an option. Iāll beat him first and then walk out of here.
Hitoya: Yeah, I want to break his arrogant nose.
Dice: That bastard tried to frame me! Iāll beat you to it!
Ramuda: Letās all defeat Gencharo together~!
Jyushi: I-I donāt want to fight, I want to run awayā¦
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Kuko: We need two weapons to defeat him?
Jyushi: A sword in the basement and a gun on the second floor.
Kuko: Tch⦠We gotta take him out, so I guess we have to get them.
Dice: Letās split into two groups to find them.
Ramuda: There are five of us, so one group will have to be two people. Letās rock paper scissors!
Kuko: Alright!
Ramuda: Here we go! Rock, paper, splitāupā
Hitoya: Wait!
Dice: What�
Hitoya: He said it wrong. Itās ārock, paper, group-upā.Ā
(Apparently the chants people use when using rock paper scissors to form groups varies by region in Japan. The one Ramuda uses is from Tokyo prefecture, the one Hitoya mentions is from Aichi prefecture, where Nagoya is.)
Dice: No, Iāve been saying ārock, paper, split-upā since I was a kid.
Ramuda: Thatās what we say in Shibuya!
Hitoya: Kuko! Jyushi! Youāre from Nagoya too, shouldnāt it be ārock, paper, group-upā?
Kuko: I mean, yeah, but who gives a shit?
Jyushi: Hahaha⦠Anything is fine with me.
Hitoya: There are two things I canāt stand. 1. People who wear cheap cologne. 2. People who disregard local customs!
Ramuda: Alright, alright. Letās do ārock, paper, group-upā, then!
Hitoya: Of course.
Dice: This old manās a buzzkillā¦
Jyushi: Shh! You donāt want him to hear you say that!
Kuko: Letās do it! Rock, paper, group-up!
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(In one of the armories)
Kuko: Itās so dark I can barely see where Iām going. That guy could come attack us at any moment.
Ramuda: Hahaha! Gentaroās not the type to come straight at you, so donāt worry~ā
Kuko: I suppose thatās true. His personality is twisted, like some kind of demon from hell beat the shit out of him with a club.Ā
Dice: Thatās not trueā¦
Kuko: ā¦Sorry. That was mean to say about your friend.
Dice: No, Gentaroās personality isnāt the result of being beaten with a club by a demon.
Dice: Itās more like⦠how a pachinko ball moves around all crazy and random before it falls into the chute.
Ramuda: Haha~āThatās more like it!
Kuko: ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦
Dice: Well, even though his personality is twisted, heās still a good friend to me!
Ramuda: Me too~šµ
Kuko: Thatās not very reassuringā¦
Ramuda: Well, maybe only we can understand Gencharoās good parts~
Dice: Hey, isnāt that the door over there?
Ramuda: seems like it~
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Hitoya: Alright, we got the gun. Jyushi, there was a button to unlock the door to the outside?
Jyushi: ā¦ā¦There it is! Iāll press it!
(Jyushi presses the button)
Jyushi: That should do it.
Hitoya: There are other useful items besides weapons in here, too.
Jyushi: ā¦This is going so well itās scary.
Hitoya: Yeah⦠Itās eerie that nothingās happenedā¦
Jyushi: Yeahā¦
Hitoya: Letās hurry and rejoin the others.
Jyushi: Ah, wait! Maybe thereās a trap on the doorā
Hitoya: Huh?
(Hitoya gets electrocuted)
Hitoya: UGUWAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Jyushi: HITOYA-SAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!
Hitoya (on the ground): Shit⦠Itās electrifiedā¦
(The sound of footsteps and a chainsaw)
Jyushi: Ch-chainsawā¦
(Gentaro walks in revving the chainsaw)
Jyushi: Hieeeā¦!
Hitoya: Fuckā¦
Gentaro: Someone hit by this electric shock will be temporarily paralyzed.Ā