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lavender vanilla and hibiscus tea glaze donut with a coffee with cream and sugar and some caramel drizzle, please! thank youuuuu!
Fun fact: Hypnos was the first boy we wrote Headcanons for BEFORE we started the blog!
He's our favorite boy.
Y’know, when Hypnos asked you if you wanted to come with him while he worked, you didn't really expect to be screwing behind the closest wall, just barely out of view from the shades… more importantly *just out of view from HADES.*
He's doing his best to stay quiet, his best being barely above a whisper, and yet he still decides to moan at full fucking volume, forcing you to cover his mouth with your hand.
You can hear him laughing, he's doing this on purpose.
“C’mon, we're not gonna get caught, let your hand— mhp!”
The last part becomes muffled due to you shoving your fingers in his mouth, hoping that that will make him quiet.
It's barely an improvement.
“For fucks sake Hypnos!” You whisper yell, “Lord Hades is practically twenty feet awa– mh!” You're forced to cover your own mouth to stifle the moans that dared to escape it.
Hypnos’ attempt at speech comes out a garbled mess, you reluctantly remove your fingers,
“Ha, calm down baby,” he drawls, “Lord Hades isn't gonna hear us, we're fi– oh fu–!” Hypnos’ shout is cut off by his own hand this time, he didn't expect to be *that* loud…
He stops his movements, waiting a few seconds, seconds that feel like hours…
Nothing.
He thrusts into you once hard, and unexpectedly, making you cry out.
“I'm going to kill him.” to swear to yourself.
“It's like you're trying to get us caught!” You whisper once more.
He laughs, “Maybe~”
He quickens his pace, your only lifeline is pushing your hand against your mouth so hard, you're sure your knuckles are white. He takes the hand that was on his mouth, and moves it down to rub circles onto your clit.
You barely hold back a scream.
Hypnos' thankfully, quiet, laughter is all you hear alongside the wet slaps of skin-on-skin, and your own muffled whimpers.
You feel that familiar knot begin to tighten in your stomach, “Mm close-” you mumble out… and then you hear Hypnos laugh become, dark.
“What was that baby?”
This. Oedipus.
“Mm close Hypnos!” You say a little louder,
“A– fuck, a little louder baby~”
You answer once more, this time bordering normal volume, “Damn it Hypnos, I'm close! Please!”
“Ohh,” he feigns understanding, “Well, I'm close too baby, you gonna cum around me?”
You don't even attempt to speak this time, only nodding out a frantic yes.
He rubs harder on your clit in response, his thrusts quickly becoming sloppy. You immediately start to feel that knot snap, sending you over the edge and flushing your body with pure ecstasy.
The waves still and your breathing becomes less heavy not too long after Hypnos pulls out and sets you down, fixing your skirt in the process.
“Can you walk?” He asks.
“Yeah, yeah I can walk.” You surprisingly can actually walk, I wouldn't say well, but you can walk… to his desk that is.
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Hypnos kisses you before you begin to head towards your shared room, you almost get past Lord Hades’ desk when you hear him say:
“If you don't want me to hear you, don't invoke my name.” In the most disappointed voice you've ever heard.
You're speechless.
“Lord Hades I'm–”
“No, no, don't, please. Just don't do it again.” He waves you off whilst covering his face.
You just nod and walk away,
“I'm gonna fucking kill him.”
(En_13: if any of you get the Oedipus joke, your fucking amazing.)
