#hades x reader

[no-name-omo]

HADES l

Female

Athena (00)

Artemis (00)

Aphrodite (00)

Alecto (00)

Demeter (00)

Dusa (00)

Megaera (00)

Persephone (00)

Tisiphone (00)

male / Gender bent

Dionysus (00/00)

Hades (00/00)

Hermes (00/00)

Hypnos (00/00)

Poseidon (00/00)

Thanatos (00/00)

Zagreus (00/00)

Zeus (00/00)

[gh0st-er]

Idk if this is tmi, but is it possible for you to write some male characters from Record of ragnarok with a female reader who is shy and clingy but basically turns into a succubus in bed? (Not literally a succubus, but figuratively because of the 360 and how thirsty she becomes.) Like her and the male character recently began eating and decided to start becoming intimate, but she is still shy in bed too, but when she becomes accustomed, she suddenly acts out whatever intrusive thoughts/fantasies she has been having about her lover, like being very vocal, begging them to breed her, lasting a long time, riding them at the speed of light, etc. (Also, you can do any male characters you want.)

360

♰┊characters: Hades, Loki (Gods) | Qin Shi Huang, Nikola Tesla (humans)

♰┊cw: smut — f!reader | each character have their own content warnings

♰┊2nd PPOV . lowercase intended . intentional small text for the narration part, sorry . typo/grammatical errors may be present—i did not proofread ts . MDNI

🌬 the ghost whispers...

lowk me. tehee... thanks for the request, anon! i hope you like this. and not me clearly having favorites lmaoo sorry, people.

HADES

♰┊p in v, creampie

hades is a man ever so quiet, composed, eternally patient. especially when it comes to you, his beloved queen who happens to be shy as a flower. he waits for you to speak, never pushes, speaks softly so you don’t feel overwhelmed.

and honestly? he silently adores your delicate nature.

"my queen," he calls, voice soothingly deep as he took your hand and guide you up from your seat after dinner concluded. "shall i have the maids prepare your bath?" hades then pressed a kiss on your hand, gentle and careful. not intruding too much to cause you discomfort of any sort.

so imagine his shock when you shook your head and the reply left your lips—"bathe with me?"

it was soft. innocent. but the way your hand slid down from his neck down his chest, and dangerously low to his v-line through his clothes, made the king of helheim pause. hades stared you down, unblinking as you reached out for him. the daring words that left your lips were barely even processed by the God before you were already tugging his hand. his eyes widen just a little, then a slow, rare smile tugs at his lips. a chuckle, then a nod. "how surprising. my bunny bares her teeth. very naughty, but... i'm not opposed to the offer."

now, you and the king were in the bathing chamber. water splashed everywhere as you bent yourself over the tub's edge, letting your beloved pound your thoughts blank as you cried out in pleasure shamelessly.

"ah! h-hades! more, more.. don't stop! harder! f-fuck me hard and fast! i-i'm s-so naughty, no?" the filthy words spilled from your parted lips as you moaned and moaned. hades, on the other hand, remained a silent observer of your naughtiness he's come to love more than your innocence, easing in his cock with a hard slamming thrust, before pulling out till just the tip remains, then pounding back into your sopping wet cunt, drenched by yours and his bodily fluids and the water sloshing around.

"naughty, indeed." he agreed with a nod, his large hands moving from your lower back to your side to support himself in preparation to going harder, as you demanded him to. "so wet, my lovely queen. this pretty pussy's so thirsty for her king's cock." hades commented just to watch you squirm.

"t-thirsty, yes..! more, p-please... my king. y-your queen's pussy is thirsty! quench my thirst," a whine then left your lips. "cum in me! i-i want it, n-need to.. my pussy needs to drink up my king's juice. all of it!" another whine, followed by a needy whimper that sounded so erotic to the God's ears that twitched red as a shaky breath left his lips.

"i'll gladly do that for you, my love. i will." hades' hips twitched as his pace stuttered, his cum spurting out thick and hot, painting your velvety walls white. "t-there you go." he sighed, slowly pulling out to admire his work.

but then, you turned your head around and pouted, your free hand going back to reach his softening dick. then pump. pump. "that's all? i said more, didn't i? all of it. i want you milked dry, my king." gulp.

LOKI

♰┊oral (f!receiving), biting, hair pulling

loki is the God of mischief—so it's just natural for him to go all out on everyone with his playful teasing and tricks. you included, unfortunately. being his lover doesn't excempt you from his pranks.

in fact, he loves picking on you the most.

the chuckle that leaves his lips whenever he sees you all flushed and shy at his teasing comes out as airy and genuine, with a hint of softness underneath that jokester nature outside.

"oh, baby," loki breathes out as he calmed down from his laughing fit after he had just kissed you in front of odin himself and thor who stared blankly at the display of affection, and simply told the God to find somewhere private to indulge in you. "cat got your tongue? sorry, haha. i'm just messing around. and i can't help it, i just love you so much."

gently, he raises your hand and rubs his cheek against your palm as is a cat before he pressed a kiss on your knuckles, while you eyed him in silence, cheeks still dusted with the faint hues of pink and red.

"well... you know. we're already here in your room. it's private. just us," you pointed out, pulling your hand back to wrap your arms around the man in an embrace, your heart racing as the temperature of the room rose up to a few degrees. "why not indulge in me for real? like... between my legs." you whispered to his ear, your lips dragging the sylables out and down to his neck that you bit down on to leave a mark. and more over his collarbone. then a few nips on his lips.

loki flipped like a switch. the soft make out turned hungry in a second as he devoured you completely, his tongue tasting every corner of your mouth—only for you to surprisingly fight back with a clash of the muscles. "n-not so innocent, are we? naughty girl." he smirked, and you just pulled him impossibly closer, kissing deeply, eating his lips with yours until the air was almost completely out of your lungs.

"bed," you whined as you breathe in and out in hot pants, setting yourself down the mattress and soreading your legs apart, panties already pulled down under your dress, and pussy ready to be eaten for dessert. "come, loki. eat me."

the command left your lips breathlessly, and loki did not even waste a second to wipe his wet lips. immediately, he dove in, face first and tongue out to lick a long stripe up of your sopping cunt. he went past the folds, searched for the sweet pearl, and suckled on it like a lollipop as a content moan left his lips. "so delicious, baby. oh, fuck."

your back arched off the bed. "loki.. yes. there!" instinctively, your hand then flew out to reach for his hair, tugging him in deeper as your thighs locked around his head to keep him in place to lap you up. he slurped and suckled, his long tongue delving in for the exquisite taste and feel of your insides. and his eyes rolled to the back of his head. "i'm cumming!"

the norse God shuddered, not daring to pull away as your juices splurt out for him to drink up like a thirsty man. "oh, ohh... babe, baby." obediently, he drank you all up. and once his head was back up, you looked at him innocently.

"you look so handsome like that, loki. messy and high from my nectar... can i sit on your face next?" silence. then a nod. fuck.

QIN SHI HUANG

♰┊riding, use of restraints/binding

dignified, regal, observant. that's what this emperor is. still, despite his status, he treats you and your shyness with gentle respect and amusement.

however, right now, this emperor is struggling to comprehend what's happening.

an hour or so ago, you had approached him. asked if you two could engage in some bedroom action shyly in that innocent tone and sweet, hesitant voice that made him chuckle and agree with a nod, his hand careful as he held yours to guide you in his massive bedroom. he expected to fully take the lead like all the other times in the past—undressing you with reverence and setting you down on the bed, spread out for him to take.

but then, you took off his blindfold and pouted at him. "can i take the lead this time?" you asked so sweetly. and who was he to deny his empress of her desires? and it's not like you could actually overpower him and take over like he does... right?

wrong. you shoved those words back down his throat when you used his own blindfold to tie his wrist together to keep him under your control while you straddled his hips and began to ride away as if the emperor, ying zheng, was your horse. his dick was spent, twitching as your pussy walls clamped down on him and slid up and down by each jump. his lips were kiss swollen and his neck littered with your lips' marks.

"lǎo pó," the endearment left his lips with a groan as he panted, trying his best to break free from the bind you did that was surprisingly unbreakable for the man. "i-i need to... hold you. please. lǎo pó. untie me?" the whimper left his lips laced with desperation as his eyes searched yours.

"no way. if i untie you, you'll take control. i'm in charge tonight, am i not?" you smirked, and ying zheng threw his head back with a choked sound of complain and pleasure, his hands itching to grab your hips and just ram himself in and out of your pussy. but you did not allow him, and rather, took him in your pace. teasingly grinding down, slowing, then speeding up. refusing him.

"my lǎo pó is s-so naughty. i never expected... you could take me like this." ying zheng moaned, his cock twitching inside you. but before he could release, you pulled away. and the tip of his cock wept in response, drooling that delicious pearly white essence. "..naughty and very much a tease." he commented with a shake of his head.

"let me take lead again every once in a while and i'll let you go." you demanded. and the emperor just sighed defeatedly and nodded. then he loosened up the binding himself and smirked. "my turn, lǎo pó. haha, hao!"

NIKOLA TESLA

♰┊use of a toy (vibrator), mutual masturbation

the difference was... overwhelming. tesla is loud and proud, bold and curious. you, on the other hand, are shy and fidgety. still, the man notices it and puts you at ease the best he could. he definitely takes pride on being the someone you could depend on.

he doesn't mind taking charge. but of course, he puts you first. notices every shift and such. then asks what you need.

"please give me a moment, (name). i'll be done soon with this new invention of mine." he beams, smiling so brightly as he presented the said invention, a machinery of some sort.

you nodded. then flipped the switch. "can you invent me something to help me out whenever you're... busy?" you murmured, and tesla took a pause, his curiosity raised. "of course. whatever it is. an invention to help with opening jars, cans, or what?"

silence.

"i want a toy to help me in bed, baby. i don't want to bother you when you're in the middle of a breakthrough, but... i just get so needy." the words left your lips with a pout, and he froze. blinked. once, twice. then he visibly shudders in excitement.

tesla immediately gets to work, and within a few minutes or so, he entered your room with a bang and cornered you to the bed, his invention in hand. a small toy of sorts. a vibrator. "baby, it's done. can i watch you use it? then tell me what area to improve."

he knelt down the bed, eyes focused as you undressed and activated the toy, using it on your already drooling pussy that twitched in need as you adjusted the controls with the remote he gave. "i-it's... ah, g-good. i like t-the speed setting, and how it's not t-too noisy." you reviewed, eyes glossed over. you then looked at the scientist who was laser focused on you.

"i wanna watch you, too. it's unfair that i'm the only one having fun while you simply watch.." nikola wasted no time. he unzipped his pants and pulled it down, his hand wrapping around the thick base of his cock like how you do it, then followed your pace in jerking himself off. each pump had him gasping, his eyes refusing to leave how your pussy is reacting to the toy he invented—mentally taking note of your reaction. then suddenly, as he watched absentmindedly, you rubbed the toy on the underside of his cock.

"(name)!" nikola groaned, head thrown back as he gripped his cock hard, holding himself back from exploding even as his tip drooled with pre-cum. "oh, that is a-amazing. please." the man swallowed hard, pumping himself more while you touched yourself, rubbing your clit in circles. then moved closer to have a feel of the toy together with your lover.

and as the buzzing continued for almost an eternity as you and nikola made out and fucked yourselves with the invention, the knot within you snapped and you came gushing out in pleasure, soon followed by the man who sputtered his release onto your thighs, leaving you both panting and flushed.

"remarkable… you are actually charged like electricity itself, all this time." he's captivated. he loves the spark, and is so eager to see what you do next. that is—"how about you make another toy for us to use, baby?"

[👻🪦] gh0st-er

[gh0st-er]

MDNI 👻🕸️ — WHOA, am i cooking or am i cooking???

[rekino2114]

Howdy!

I saw you added Hades to the list and wanted to send a prompt idea. Would you be interested in writing for what the gods would say for a Duo Boon with their S/O? Usually they have a line about the God they're sharing a boon with so I think it could be cute. If you don't want to do all of them, maybe just Artemis and Aphrodite if you're interested.

Thanks and I hope you're having a good one!

Duo boons lines with you for Artemis, aphrodite, Athena and hera

A/n:I said before that I really like writing things that fit with the gameplay of a game and this is a perfect example of that. I wrote only for the gods that I write for and that actually give you boons in the games hoping that I didn't forget anyone

Artemis

"Hi Zagreus, well as you can see this time I am accompanied by y/n, we both wish our conbined power can help you"

"I have to say Artemis, you look much happier than when you share a boon with the rest of the gods"

"Of course, you're different than my family, you actually understands when I want to be alone for example"

"Oh really? Well it seems that you don't really prefer being alone when you hunt anymore, I remember you saying that you really enjoy hunting with me"

"W-well yes...I can't deny that. Like I said you're nothing like my family and so I quite enjoy spending my time with you especially when we're hunting"

"Eheh, i'm glad, now how about we actually start helping zagreus instead of talking about our relationship"

"Y-you're the one who started teasing me!....*sighs* I really should stop you from talking with aphrodite"

"I have no doubts our combined hunting power shall help you in your quest zagreus"

"Well my hunting power mostly, y/n definitely has other skills that will help you but...hunting is still my thing"

"Come on I thought i got better at hunting with you"

"You definitely did get better than since we started our relationship...but you still can't catch up to my results even when I give you my bow and arrows"

"Hey, challenging a god at their whole thing is a difficult task for anyone ok? If I asked you to smite better than Hephaestus could you do it?"

"Eh fair enough"

"....plus I can't focus when you look so cute cheering me on"

"H-huh? What did I tell you about the teasing!?"

Aphrodite

"Little godling I am truly overjoyed to introduce you to y/n! While I might have many suitors after me they are my one and only I assure you"

"Thank you Aphrodite but...this isn't really an introduction considering me and zagreus have already met"

"Oh i suppose that's true but that means he must have already heard all about the tales of our wonderful relationship! Surely you told him about me darling"

"Unfortunately i didn't really have time seeing his...particular situation, the times I 'met' him was just to give him my boons"

"Oh that is unfortunate but you are quite right, no matter, when all of this gets cleared up we have to tell him, i'm sure he'll love to hear about how magnificent we are together!"

"S-sure"

"There you are zagreus, I hope you appreciate us both coming to your help with our boons, are you ready for this aphrodite?"

"If we must, I have to say this is quite a bad time to do this"

"Hm? Why?"

"I thought it obvious, we were just on a date! And we have to interrupt it just for this? No offense little godling but the time i spend with my beloved always takes precedence to anything else"

"Come on love we can continue later, this won't take long anyway, and it's very important"

"I guess you do have a point, but later you must promise me to give me double the affection than usual to make up for it"

"...of course, if that makes you help"

Athena

"While I would have preferred to help you alone zagreus, out of all people y/n here is certainly my preferred company"

"I couldn't just leave you to help him alone Athena, you always feel like you have to do everything alone don't you?"

"That is because usually the...help the other Olympians offer me isn't very helpful at all. That is part of why I enjoy your help occasionally. You actually understand the situation and don't get in my way"

"That's...nice of you to say i suppose, well without further ado let's show zagreus what our combined strength can do"

"Let's do indeed"

"I am happy to say that this time I am not alone in giving you my help, lady Athena has very graciously decided to give me a hand in this occasion"

"You make it sound as if I wasn't already helping zagreus, I have agreed to come with y/n because I realized that combining our effort will simply bear more fruits"

"Certainly! I'm sure that with your strategic mind and power my boons shall be even more helpful to his cause"

"I can only wish that is the case, we are all united in the goal of helping you cousin"

"And us two are united in more ways than that isn't that correct?"

"That is unnecessary information in this situation"

"Alright, Alright we'll talk about it to him whenever all this gets resolved"

Hera

"Greetings melinoë this is a special occasion as along with me is my dear y/n, as you know they are here to help you as well, you must be honored having both of us assist you"

"Do not speak like that to her dear, after all we would have helped her regardless of anything considering the situation she is in. In fact If i remember correctly you were the one who encouraged me to give her some boons, you can be quite generous when you want to be"

"That is correct, I knew that you would have definitely made her mission easier, you are a very capable individual in many affairs, including the more personal one. I have to thank you for all the support and help you have given me my dear"

"Aww don't mention it and i'm glad you enjoy our relationship, anyways now's not the time to get sappy, let's give melinoë the help she needs"

"I am fairly certain you have already met but please allow me to introduce lady hera, queen of the Olympians as she has proposed we both help you together this time"

"Please dear there is no need for such a former greetings, especially seeing as I consider you a royal as well seeing as we are together"

"I suppose technically but I prefer to think of myself simply as your companion, in matters of love and everything else, the title of royalty doesn't really apply in my opinion"

"Well then I am pleased to tell you that you are doing an excellent job as a companion. Though I admit considering how my.... previous husband was improving over that wasn't too much of an achievement, still i do really appreciate everything you do, may our union be blessed forever"

"Eheh if the goddess of marriage herself is blessing it then I have no doubts it will be great"

[stvrbrighttt]

「 So Oblivious... 」

summary: you are completely oblivious to the fact that someone is shamelessly flirting with you, but your partner sees it perfectly clear.

word count: 691

warnings/tags: ooc, oblivious reader, mild jealousy, someone else flirting with reader (you don't reciprocate), fluff, lmk if I missed anything!

character(s): hades, qin shi huang, buddha

a/n: first time writing a summary of the oneshot/hc and it's lowk kinda mid :/ I'm gonna keep doing it tho

>og request<

Hades

On the jealousy/possessiveness scale, I'd say he's around the middle. Hades rarely expresses it outwardly, but he possesses a quiet, absolute territorial instinct. 

Hades is the epitome of a secure, dignified gentleman. He respects his significant other entirely and has zero doubts about their loyalty.

However, he is also fiercely protective of what is his—and as the King of Helheim, he is used to absolute boundaries.

If someone is flirting with you while you remain completely oblivious, Hades won't throw a tantrum. Instead, he will calmly walk over, place a firm, elegant hand on your waist, and completely commandeer the conversation.

He won't insult the person. Instead, he will use his overwhelming, terrifyingly polite aura to make the outsider realize exactly who they are dealing with.

It’s less about doubting you and more about a breach of respect. He believes his partner deserves the highest decorum, and someone casually hitting on you insults the sanctity of your relationship. Once the person scampers off, he might give you a fond, slightly amused sigh. "You truly are dangerously charming, my love. Try to notice it next time, will you?"

Qin Shi Huang

An Emperor like Qin Shi Huang never gets jealous because it implies that the other party has a chance of winning you over (but damn is he possesive).

Qin Shi Huang considers himself the center of the universe—and if you are his significant other, you are the empress/emperor of his world. He is inherently possessive because, in his mind, everything under heaven belongs to the Emperor.

Qin will not sit back and watch. The moment he sees someone spending too much time with you or throwing out subtle flirts, he will lounge his way right into the middle of it. Literally. He might slide right between the two of you. What a little shit (I say this with all the love in my heart).

He handles it with supreme arrogance masked as a smile. He will loudly praise you, touch your hair, or remind the person of his status. If the guy doesn't take the hint, Qin’s blindfold might slip down just enough to give them a gaze that promises an absolute beatdown. He likes to mark his territory visually—holding your hand, pulling you onto his lap, or wrapping his royal robe around your shoulders.

Qin is secure in himself, but he loves drama and loves showing off what is his. He expects total devotion because he gives total devotion. He’ll teased you about it later, leaning in close to whisper, "That person was looking at you with greedy eyes. But they forget... where the Emperor stands, no one else is permitted to claim the prize."

Buddha

On the scale of jealousy/possesiveness scale, Buddha is bordering on never, entirely due to absolute security and a hands-off philosophy

Buddha is the definition of "doing whatever he wants" and being completely unattached to petty worldly anxieties.

He knows you love him. You know he loves you. Why would some random person change that?

If someone is hitting on you, Buddha will likely be sitting nearby, chewing on a lollipop, watching the whole thing unfold like it’s a funny reality TV show. He knows you're oblivious, and he finds your cluelessness absolutely adorable.

He doesn't step in out of anger. If he does step in, it’s usually because the other person is getting annoying or interrupting his time with you.

He’ll walk up, drape his arm heavily over your shoulders, blow a bubble-gum bubble in the guy's face (what a little shit part 2.), and say something like, "Hey, thanks for keeping my babe entertained, but we're gonna go grab snacks now. Catch ya later." 

Buddha is so deeply secure in his own skin and your bond that jealousy rarely—if ever registers. He trusts that you can handle yourself perfectly fine.

If the person gets aggressive, Buddha will simply crush them into the dirt without a second thought, but standard flirting? He just shrugs it off. He knows that at the end of the day, you’re walking away with him.

❝ Thank you for reading this lovelies! ❞

[assortedvillainvault]

Hades x y/n but like. Platonically. Like Hades and y/n as besties and all the shenanigans he would drag you into lmao

Y'know I almost never get platonic asks, this was delightful.

Platonic!Hades & Reader: Shenanigans

Oracle of the dead. Priest/ess. Acolyte.

These are the roles bestowed upon you as the sole Soul responsible for the Necromanteion of Acheron. Very important roles. Full of godly veneration, and pomp, and…uh…certainly some circumstances.

Look- temples to Hades were never exactly in high demand, and this site was long past it’s heyday. What once would have been a small villages worth of operations had been downsized to pretty much just you running things as much as you could without dropping dead yourself.

Occasionally the priests and priestesses of other temples stop by, wincing at you sympathetically. You wonder, in between cleaning up sacrificial goats blood and patting tearful visitors on the head, if their gods take any notice of the gold edged, silk lined, overtly poetic show their priests put on. Seems like they have their hands full with sacred duties out the wazoo.

You’re not sure if any of their duties include fig & wine nights to bitch with your deity until 3 in the morning.

“No no no – just- repeat that-” Hades sniggers into his worm mimosa, the both of you sat around the firepit several drinks deep. “You did what to one of Ares’ generals?”

You grin maniacally, drink sloshing as you gesture to the elaborate crane system hidden in the roof above you both.

“Ok ok ok – so I got word that General McBig-shot was heading up to consult his dead Grandpappy or whatever-” you gesture dismissively. “- about if the next battle would go well or if he was going to end up decapitated and used as a desk ornament, as you do. But I summoned up the old man – thanks for that by the way -” He flashes you a burning thumbs up that coincidentally roasts some of the insects on the ceiling. “ - and he flat out told me that he had no interest advising said general because the guy went and shacked up with some pretty Roman legionnaire last campaign.”

“Oy, Ouch.” Hades rolled his eyes, still sore over the whole ‘Pluto’ naming debacle in his new follower base across the sea. You pat his knee idly.

“I know, stupid name, can’t believe they’re getting away with it, I agree. Anyway – old man gave me the go ahead to traumatise this general because crossing faction lines is only excused in this family if you’re topping when you commit treason. So I go Full Oracle, eyes rolled back, smoke everywhere, rejigged the old theatre crane to lift me up and drift me about a bit – told him he’s not going to win any fucking battles if he’s following his dick out into shooting distance and to stay with his fucking army this time.”

Hades chokes on a worm and spends a good minute – very godly-ly - coughing up a lung.

The Necromanteion of Acheron, as one of many entrances to the underworld and where three of it’s rivers originate, is technically a site perfect for necromancy. Since Hades never allows full on resurrections, you get a lot of folks just coming to speak to dead loved ones or ask for advice.

It’s not that you don’t have sympathy, but the customer service schtick got old LONG ago.

At least when Hades visits it’s only 75% of the time because he needs to add to your workload.

The rest of the time it’s because you have completed the most sacred duty you have: getting the eternally overworked Lord of the Dead to take a few hours off.

In no particular order, you and the sharp minded, sleazy, secretly very very childish God of the Underworld have:

Taken Cerberus on a multitude of mildly disastrous walks

Taken pot shots at ghosts that have escaped the underworld and ranked your scores based on how hard you can concuss a ghost.

Barricaded the temple so you can watch tartarus vision (TV) together and yell at the screen about other peoples terrible decision making.

Prank called other gods at their temples and run away.

Watched Hades eat different elements to change his flame colour and gag at the taste. (You won a bet and still maintain the purple flames were the best. Hades flatly told you that if you ever tried to make him eat pot ash again you’d have a new job eternally trying to redirect the Styx with a spoon.)

Hosted the international death gods support group; lowkey seemed like everyone in this profession got the godly short end of the stick and needed to vent, but you didn’t expect Odin to immediately clock Hades as a fellow schemer and declare him far better company than his brother. Hades was floating on that high for months.

One memorable incident wherein Hades ruthlessly picked apart your clothes, your house, your altar and your – well, everything - and dumped a few raw fist sized gems worth more than half the land around the temple into your lap without even waiting for you to pick your jaw up off the floor. “If you needed petty cash just ask next time – sheesh- my own Oracle walking around in rags…”

Gathered every blanket and throw you had, until Hades snorted at your paltry mortal provisions and snapped in some heavy blankets fit for royalty. Who needs a normal job when you can have a godly sleepover?

One night where Hades, distinctly more uncomfortable looking than usual, shoved a scroll in your hands – jabbered at you like a broken water fountain as you read it, and teleported away as soon as you looked up at him in shock at the new contract in your hands.

A guaranteed resurrection clause upon your death. Anywhere you like.

You prick one finger and press a bloody fingerprint to the section meant for your name.

You’re not sure where else you’d go. The next priest would likely get the bestie duties wrong. Can’t have that.

[juniperaes]

what it's like dating hades [from hades the game] ...

he is... soooo emotionally unavailable. he's so distant and uncommunicative (at least until someone talks some sense into him)

he does not like you leaving his palace at all

you have to coax him like an animal to go on walks with you outside of the royal halls

physical affection becomes his primary way of communicating his mood. squeezing your hand when he's upset, but not with you. kisses to the head when he has a busy day. engulfing you in his arms when he's exhausted.

uses his riches and access to gemstones to fashion you wonderful jewelry

despite not being the best of fathers, he does in fact try to have more kids with you because he cannot help himself

[rekino2114]

I have not played Hades. I have not seen Hades. But I think Nemesis is hot so do you think you could do, Hades Nemesis x reader general relationship headcanons

Nemesis relationship headcanons

A/n:honestly requesting a character only because you think they're hot is incredibly valid and nem is a great choice for that. did you see her in the bathing scenes?

Dating the goddess of retribution means she treats you extremely fairly and relative to how you treat her. If you do something nice to her she will make sure to repay it but if you do something that pisses her off or bothers her she will not let you go unpunished, mostly by scolding you or refusing your affection for an amount of time relative to how severe the thing you did was.

Speaking of, she isn't really affectionate to you at all. She just doesn't want to appear weak around people and even when you're alone she's not the biggest fan of it, but unless you have annoyed her lately she'll usually allow it

You don't see with her armor off often. even when you're cuddling she'll still wear it, if you really insist and have treated her particularly well she might consider it. Even if she will call you a pervert while blushing if you look at her body too much

Her favorite dates and activities include things like training with you and slaying some enemies. She likes to be active if that's how you can call it and that also includes working out and sparring with you.

As shown by her choice of dates he's pretty competitive and will challenge you to fights or other challenges pretty often. While she of course wants to win (and often does) she will never complain if you actually beat her (even if she might look pretty mad) after all you won fairly...and she also loves you