Random and dumb scenarios/hijinks that might happened in my au pt3.
Lisa: You know, despite only knowing here for a few days, you've been a really good uncle to Holly.
Bi Han: Guess I got it from experience.
Lisa: ...What do you mean experience?
Bi Han: ...Taking care of little kids.
Lisa: Why would you know how to take care of little kids in an assassin group?
Bi Han: Cause I had to raise all the new members that the other kidnapped from previous mission.
Lisa: What?!
Bi Han: Didn't Liang mention this to you?
Lisa: No!!! I thought you and Liang were only kidnapped because of our family's weird mystic ice powers.
Bi Han: No I was only kidnapped for my ice powers. Liang would've have been kidnapped regardless. Heck if your powers had developed earlier you would've been taken as well.
Lisa: Jesus Christ!
Bi Han: Yeah apparently the Lin Kuei chose to kidnapped recruits when the babies as to "avoid having them be distracted by outsider attachments". Hence why they originally didn't want to take me.
Lisa: So you were the only one in your age in the clan? You seriously had take responsiblity for everybody else who came in?
Bi Han: Well for the most part yeah. Cyrax, Smoke and Hydro were all Liang age so I had to look out for them. Kind of became a older brother to all of them. The only one my age was Sektor and she was born into the clan. She was basically just a year younger than me when we first met. ...She also broke my arm and three of ribs ... maybe that relationship was doom to begin with.
Lisa: This is why your in therapy.
