Lads men x Hyrox AU
My friend wanted to know what it would be like if the boys participated in Hyrox so here it is
SYLUS Legit does not see the point of Hyrox, personally offended when he finds out it stands for Hybrid Rockstars. Also "what do you mean it's not a contact sport", you have to emphasise any intentional contact with another competitor would disqualify him. Was not interested in competing whatsoever, however the moment you mentioned doing a mixed pairs comp with someone else he's there. Does not take his own time that seriously but uses a mix of encouragement and rage baiting tactics to get you a PR time.
ZAYNE AND CALEB Absolutely the most competitive with each other out of all the boys. Both competitive by nature and for your attention. It's a toss up between whether they try to kill each other in Elite individual or try to kill each other as an Elite pair.
Either way, no one else is catching up to them and they're just hell bent on one upping any new records.
In pairs, Zayne has the advantage in running and delights in pushing Caleb to run at a pace that's just outside of being comfortable for 8 times 1km repeats. In return, Caleb tears through the strength portion for his allocated parts to make sure Zayne does not get much (or any) rest in between changeovers. Competing in pairs ends up hurting even more than individuals.
XAVIER Never shows up to training, ever. Gets lost on the way to the competition and have nfi what is going on as he didn't read any of the emails and missed the briefing. Actually does very well and gets a competitive time before getting disqualified for mixing up the order of the stations. Pouts for the rest of the day until you take some pity on him and takes him out to hot pot for dinner.
RAFAYEL Only wants to do the running part and whines throughout the sled push, sled pull, lunges, burpee broad jumps ... pretty much everything else. Will fight with judges when getting no repped on wall balls for depth when the girl next to him is getting good reps with even more questionable depth.
Claims his shoulder is sore and demands massages from you for the next month.