#hystericalbrat

[likepigsfortheslaughter]

// hey speaking of oc positivity y’all should go smooch my trash daughter Vicky over at @hystericalbrat

she’ll greet you with a crowbar to the shins and then drink away her daddy issues with you

[filthyferal-blog]

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     Jamison grinned broadly, flashing his canines with a laugh.  ‘Yeah, mate-- you got no idea.  They flock to me in bloody droves!  Sometimes I basically gotta beat ‘em back with a bat.  It’s a curse, really.’

     Jamison took the shove good-naturedly, but he gave an unflattering, amused snort at Vicky’s response to his comment about her weight.      ‘Yeah, sure, sunshine-- “plump”.  I’ll let’cha have that one.  But pleasant?  Yeah, nah.  I’ve done farts more pleasant than you.  N’ you know my farts, Vick-- you know ‘em bloody well.’

[primedspecimen]

@hystericalbrat replied to your post: “PET PLAY. PET. PLAY.”

ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK

“There’s gear involved, Vick. It’s exactly what I think.”

[cryogenesist]

An Old Polaroid

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The sudden ‘bite’ caught Mei off guard and she stepped back a bit, ironically preventing the woman in the cell from just grabbing the photo. Snowball detached from it’s mounting seeming very protective of it’s now distressed mistress she took a deep breath and shook her head patting her small drone friend lightly. She needed to calm down, the woman was unarmed and detained, this was probably just very important to her.

“Let’s just calm down, I was asking if it was yours to give back anyways here just be careful or you’ll rip it.” keeping her coffee in one hand and the photo in the other, gently putting it enough through the bars so the other woman could take it.

“There you go, let’s just relax I don’t want any trouble and I don’t think you can handle getting in anymore.”

[vinodiriso]

hyenapriest, hystericalbrat and soldier-id97 is some of the best OW OCs out there and deserve love, attention and lots of kisses.

@hyenapriest + @hystericalbrat + @soldier-id97, what a MAGNIFICIENT COMBO, anon!

Make someone feel special and send me some positivity for them, I am gonna tag ‘em to make their days better.

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Jail-Birds

@hystericalbrat liked ⚡ for a starter.

“Lo irritante.”

Lovina had only been in here for five minutes at 4 in the damn morning, and heaven help her if she was in here for more than 10. This place should be an easy self spring, but, lock-picking wasn’t what it used to be. That is to say it was a whole hell of a lot more difficult now much to her chagrin on the matter. The old VHS tapes her mother kept from HER mother had movies that always made this seem so easy, but, of course locks were electronic now half the time and a whole different set of tools was required. Still-

-if she needed to she could fry this thing, those who had detained her had missed a charge on her, they always did. However, that would make things more difficult and set off alarms no doubt, hell she wasn’t even sure she’d be able to get her bat back if she did that. So she sat fiddling with the lock muttering in her native tongue assuming the other inmates were asleep, not that there was a woman awake in the cell across from her.

[fromtheshadcws-moved]

📜 (hystericalbrat)

 “Go back to Australia. You want to make a fucking difference? Stop licking the ass of every higher-up you see, be it Talon or otherwise, turn back and go to where people need the fucking help.

Being a spokesperson is great, if you like to be placated by people in suits. Being unseen but making a goddamn difference is a hell of a lot better.”

[primedspecimen]

"Thank god, you're breathing." (@hystericalbrat)

Send my muse “Thank god you’re breathing.” for their reaction to waking up finding your muse has brought them back from near death.

@hystericalbrat

To say he was confused would be an understatement. His stare was blank for a moment, his head swimming so much he wasn’t able to correct his lazy eye. The moment he did, he stared at her, blearily trying to focus before shifting.

Whiiiich was a big mistake. Startled by the pain, he clenched his teeth and growled a bit. He’d be able to brush it off after a moment or so, but for the moment, he was a bit torn up. “W...where the fuck are we?”