Oct 6, 2020
Ah Ranaman.
The dumbest murderer to ever live. I’m surprised his plot got as far as it did, honestly, and he was always going to get a glinthawk to the face, considering how he was handling that lure. Aloy didn’t even have to do anything.
So here I am, trying to immortalize that deeply karmic moment, for your enjoyment, and mine.
I even have a shot of his corpse because why not ? He deserves it, and it’s October so let’s be a bit morbid, shall we ?
Hey, by the way. I have no idea if this is deliberate but… Ranaman has the Patented Carja Douchebag Beard.
Yes, you heard me. Ahsis has it. The douche doctor has it. I don’t remember who else, but these studded beards ? Only on douchebag Carja, I’m almost certain of it.