#i am five

[emlynphoenix]

Today is Five Hargreeves appreciation

Five=The Boy

I’ve been told I’m Five…

[deathshallbenomore]

so the arabic word for rooster is ديك which is pronounced [deek] but rooster is synonymous with cock which is also synonymous with di-

[lewierre]

LEW sounds so much better than HAM for some reason.

considering he’s also vegan, yes

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

“Other things swelled too”

[overheardattheacademy]

Five: All I've eaten today is some pecans, a piece of cake, and an apple.

Vanya:

Vanya: How are you walking around right now?

Five: I run on spite, not food.

[northernsunshine-blog]

My wife and I are starting the IVF process and among the forms we must fill out is one titled “Authorization for Release of Semen.” Upon seeing this form, my five-year-old self snickers, pitches my voice deep, and mutters under my breath...

[themonkeycabal]

[arrdyn]

Ardyn being extra (and a dick) in Episode Prompto.