#the commission

[laurrelise]

picture this: it’s your second week at the commission. your boss is a fucking fish. your coworkers are way too friendly. your higher-ups’ biggest concern is a random ex-employee who you’ve never met, her next being her fashion game. and her daughter is just running around wreaking absolute havoc.

and then one day the meanest 13-year old you’ve ever seen in your life walks in, finishes his case in 10 minutes, and immediately after gets recognized as the best worker in the room full of adults.

im quitting on the spot wbu

[ghostwriterforeternity]

I hate what they did to Lila in S4 of TUA. They act like she would’ve been a housewife and that’s why she’s so impulsive with Five’s powers when she was like that anyway. She also had no reason to be a housewife. Diego was the one that liked being the parent and everything. Her parents were alive again. She didn’t need to stay home! She could’ve gotten a job at the CIA too, easier than Five because she was an ‘actual’ adult. It would’ve been lovely for them two to actually become genuine friends without all the romance, because she’s the only one who could come close to understanding him. Both of them were manipulated by the Commission. Both of them grew up with the same type of parental figure. We don’t even know her actual age?! She also wouldn’t have been as sad about her powers being gone since she barely got to use them? Just iuuuuuggggghhhh

[lucaoverthinks]

I would love a spin-off about the commission, I’d love to see its inner workings, the different departments, how they recruit and train their agents. The commission is such an interesting concept to me.

[heartsings77]

[number-8-thewriter]

I forgot in the comics the commission literally gave Five the DNA of every serial killer in history. That’s also why he’s so..loony. He spent 50+ years alone in an apocalyptic world with only a mannequin to keep him company. Then he’s recruited into the commission and just change him to be a natural born killer without him knowing.

Would’ve been a cool plot point in the show. Like he came across an old file about him being used as a lab experiment to try and make the best soliders. They failed with Five because they used serial killers, which made him unstable. So he defected. He’s cold and calculating but at the end of the day, he’s going to do what he wants to do.

But with Lila..another super-powered baby. She could’ve been tested with like..the world’s best military members. Like navy seal type. So she was a little more willing to listen than Five was cause it’s in her blood.

It’s..basically like Amanda Waller in DC comics where she clones Batman to make Terry McGinnis. Lila is the Terry. Five is..essentially Tim Drake Joker.

Give me more corrupt commission actually being an elite organization who will do anything to achieve their goal!!

[sharpjelly]

I feel wickedly evil knowing I own all tua comics + the commission handbook + all five funko pops, including the CHASE. I know it's common for fans to own things they like from their favourite media, but I still feel wickedly cheeky and good about it.

[neahtrix]

Is it just me who felt The Handler’s death felt too quick?

Like this is the woman who has essentially haunted the story; the one who sets a majority of the plot points in motion.

She saves Five from the apocalypse which lets him save his family, she adopts Lila which leads to her meeting the Umbrella’s, she literally controls the commission.

She had so much influence over the narrative, and was just shot before we could get anything explained.

She literature survived being blown up and shot before, yet it worked that one time?

We deserved to see her be more evil, see the Commission be utilised to their full potential.

GIVE ME EVIL COMMISSION AND MORE HANDLER BACKSTORY!!