KANKRI: i was secretly a kankri rper all along i kept it hidden so well))
KANKRI: u wanna g9 6itch))
GT: I can't go i'm crying too hard.))
TG: ((NO JAKEY DONT LEAVE))
KANKRI: h9w a69ut i sh9ve a gun up ur ass and pull the trigger istead 9f 6eing fucked 6y i rifle y9u w9uld have 6een fucked 6y a 6ullet that was triggered 6y a m9therfcukin TRIGGER))
GT: ((Did you mean: Gamzee makara ))
TG: this chat is triggering me
KANKRI: What d9 y9u wish f9r me t9 trigger, y9ung lady?
GT: I have gus, they have in fact been triggered, as well as myself.
GT: I'm so triggered i cannot type.
KANKRI: I am terri6ly s9rry f9r this. What can I d9 t9 av9id triggering y9u m9re?
GT: Roxy, i would request some ale from you to wipe away my deep seeded sorrows.
TG: sure jakey *throw glass ur wy
KANKRI: Please d9n't get "shit faced" like y9ur friend, GT.
TG: shit faced ples kanks
GT: What about "buzzed" ?
KANKRI: D9 y9u require life supp9rt?
GT: Is this being "buzzed" alright with everyone?
KANKRI: And n9, n9t 6uzzed, pissed, shit faced 9r any 9ther slang term f9r drunk.
TG: it sounds like ur chargib ur phone ur something
KANKRI: F9r 9nce I am the triggered 9ne.
GT: I will go with roxy on this one. I think i will become the personification of buzzed.
KANKRI: This is a dramatic turn 9f events.
TG: WHOA WE TRIGGERED THE TRIGGER GUY
GT: Serves him right! No one triggers jake english to drinking and gets away with it!
TG: whoa jake i dont think ur on that level to be a drunk like me
GT: Well , no i've never thought of making a hobby of it.
KANKRI: I have s9mething t9 type it may take a while s9 please d9 6are with me 9n this.
GT: Oh jesus nutsack in a hand basket, this should be good.
TG: whatevs ill clean it up latr
KANKRI: G99dness this is taking a while, I d9 ap9l9gise.
GT: I think you need to chill your mammaries roxy.
TG: dont tell me to chil ny mammries
GT: Not at all, i'm waiting on pins and needles for your short essay!
GT: Chill them. With ice. Before you become out of control.
TG: ((this entire time i've been listening to Mituna's Gallop on repeat))
GT: I'd do it myself # trigger warning, but that's crossing boundaries.
TG: waste ice on my mammies plz that swht scotch is for
KANKRI: Teenage drinking is s9mething vastly effecting the y9uth 9f t9day, n9t t9 menti9n the 9ther mem6ers 9f civilisati9n. F9r 9ne t9 6ec9me drunk and n9t take 9thers fears int9 acc9unt (such as elderly citizens 9r y9ung children wh9 find such 6ehavi9ur scary and, in s9me cases, infuriating) is extremely triggering. I understand alc9h9l can 6e used t9 deal with 9ne’s parental figure leaving them, 9r 9ther traumas 6ut there is n9 reas9n t9 kill y9ur 69dy just s9 y9u can get a small 6uzz. Drinking kills the liver, and kills 9f 6rain tissue causing y9u t9 6ec9me imm96ile. It can als9 lead t9 pre-mature death. I find alc9h9l and pe9ple under the 9ffence highly triggering, s9 I am asking y9u kindly and p9litely t9 n9t get drunk ar9und me. #tw; death, menti9ns 9f unl9ved children, referencing t9 s9me9ne’s past, fears, assumpti9n, drunk, drunk 6ehavi9ur
KANKRI: That really sh9uldn't have taken s9 l9ng t9 type, s9rry 9nce again.
TG: really changes my opinion on booze
KANKRI: That I did, may I remind y9u I have a gun.
GT: I only read up to the part about the elderly.
KANKRI: tw; threatening, menti9ns 9f p9ssi6le vi9lence
KANKRI: H9w 6ig are they.
KANKRI: I COULDNT HELP IT))
TG: whao its a really wild west showdoewb up here
KANKRI: if only there was a dirk rper sighs))
GT: You have some sort of space gun don't you rox?
TG: ((that would be AWESOME))
KANKRI: N9w that is interesting.
GT: What? What's so funny?
KANKRI: H9w p9werful is y9ur gun? I like 9nes that can really 6eat the 9pp9nent.
KANKRI: I sent a message why didn't is send.
TG: i bet its bigger than anythinbg u lozers hav
KANKRI: My gun is rather 6ig.
TG: mines like 4 feet long
GT: Mine's probably five or six inches.
TG: U TRIGGERED ME KANKLRI
GT: I missed half of that and i regret typing.
KANKRI: I stated the truth.
TG: u dont win my guns 4 feet lon
KANKRI: Dirks is 17 feet l9ng.
KANKRI: It was rather hard t9 get in.
GT: How would you know anything about any dirk involved length anyway, triggerman?
TG: well di-stri isnt here
KANKRI: I AM ALUGHING S9 HARD))
GT: He can't ever confirm or deny!
KANKRI: Either he has had is genitalia up my n99k 9r ive seen pictures, Jake.
GT: We are spreading gossip here people!
KANKRI: Lets just assume 69th in this situati9n.
KANKRI: what 9n earth is s9 funny?
GT: No, you got that last night.
GT: Probably from a certain strider.
GT: *ENTHUSIASTIC BONE SHATTERING HIGH FIVE*
KANKRI: Wh9 said it was last night may6e it was a few h9urs ag9.
KANKRI: May6e it was 9ne h9ur ag9.
TG: you triggered me jake
KANKRI: Perhaps even less than that
GT: Well i'm not smelling your breath to find out.
TG: jake 'burn master' english
KANKRI: I must search f9r a 6and-aid.
KANKRI: And perhaps s9me gas9line t9 help that fire spread
KANKRI: I fear it hasn't yet g9ne past y9ur thick skull.
TG: OH YOU GOT BURNED BY THE TRIGGER MATSER
TG: tonights news kankri wants to set jake on fire
KANKRI: I want t9 help his flames spread, R9xy.
GT: Third degree burns everywhere.
KANKRI: As he already stated half the j96 is d9ne.
KANKRI: He did indeed claim t9 6e 9n fire.
TG: i think u need my scotch ice jake
KANKRI: I th9ught y9u said cr9tch ice I am terri6le s9rry.
GT: *Too late, corpse lays charred in centre of street*
KANKRI: Since when were we in the street.
TG: THE MOST TRIGGERED PERSON
KANKRI: H9w is he crying if he is ashes.
GT: Tha's how nanna went.
KANKRI: The ashes are m9ist.
KANKRI: And n9t in that way.
KANKRI: D9n't make me trigger ashes that w9uld just 6e sad.
TG: DONT U DARE TRIGGER THOSE ASHES KANRKIR
KANKRI: Give me a g and a g again.
GT: # Alien screwing best bro, Alcoholism, Burning, Painful past
KANKRI: I just triggered ashes.
KANKRI: And y9u helped me.
KANKRI: W9nderful 96servati9n.
KANKRI: I am already dead, R9xy.
TG: ((this would be a perfect time for porrim to come in))
TG: *rifle mother fuckers*
GT: someone find dirk and porrim))
TG: kakrni is triple dead
KANKRI: It is imp9ssi6le t9 kill a dead pers9n unless y9u have a 6eam like LE.
KANKRI: H9w did y9u n9t kn9w that.
GT: My last name is english.
tipsyGnostalgic [TG] is now undyingUmbrage [uu].
GT: Maybe i'm lard englis.
KANKRI: Y9u f9rg9t the full st9ps,
KANKRI: triggerent f9r wr9ng quirk.
KANKRI: Where shall we g9?
KANKRI: Perhaps t9 a 6all.
GT: No people, we want to stop.
KANKRI: I will even wear a dress s9 I can 6e kn9wn as the female partner.
uu: STAY OuT OF THIS ENGLISH
KANKRI: I c9uld teach y9u h9w t9 waltz.
KANKRI: We c9uld even h9ld hands.
GT: Screw you skull boy i do what i want!!
uu: THIS SI BETWEEN ME AND THE GHOST IN THE STuPID AS SHIT RED SWEATER
uu: DID YOuR MOM MAKE IT FOR YOu
uu: YOuR GLASSES ARE STuPID
GT: Your BOYFRIEND is stupid!
GT: Do you have a mother?
KANKRI: Es increí6le sa6er que usted ha6la españ9l, señ9r cali69rn.
uu: OH YOuR JuST JELEAOuS THAT I HAVE DIRK AND YOu DONT
GT: We are not fighting over that douche.
KANKRI: ¿Quieres pelear c9nmig9 p9r él.
GT: Why can't we just share?
GT: I don't think he'd decline that option.
uu: I GET HIM MONDAYS THOuGH
KANKRI: May I 6ring y9ur attenti9n 6ack t9 the fact I kn9w Dirks length and n9ne 9f y9u seem familiar with it.
KANKRI: I get Dirk 9n h9lidays and every day is a h9liday in his 6edr99m.
KANKRI: 69w chicka w9w w9w.
GT: That's because you're a greedy bastard cock-kri.
KANKRI: H9w am I a greedy 6astard when I am simply claiming what is mine?
KANKRI: Triggered, Mr English.
uu: YOu CAN'T OWN SOMEONE SHIT FACE
GT: Check your privilege.You aren't even his species.
GT: I have the MOST rights.
uu: WHAT GIVES YOu THE MOST RIGHTS
KANKRI: Ｎ９Ｗ Ｉ ＲＥＡＬＩＺＥ ＷＥ’ＶＥ ６ＥＥＮ ＡＴ ＴＨＩＳ Ｆ９Ｒ Ｓ９ＭＥ ＴＩＭＥ ＡＬＲＥＡＤＹ， ６ＵＴ ＡＴ ＴＨＥ ＲＩＳＫ ９Ｆ ＤＥＲＡＩＬＩＮＧ ＴＨＥ ＤＩＡＬ９ＧＵＥ Ｙ９Ｕ ＩＮＩＴＩＡＴＥＤ， ＡＮＤ ＭＡＹ Ｉ ＪＵＳＴ ＳＡＹ Ｈ９Ｗ ＴＨＲＩＬＬＥＤ Ｉ ＡＭ ＴＨＡＴ Ｙ９Ｕ ＤＩＤ， ＫＡＲＫＡＴ， Ｉ Ｗ９ＵＬＤ ＪＵＳＴ ＬＩＫＥ ＱＵＡＬＩＦＹ ＭＹ ＥＮＴＩＲＥ ＡＮＡＬＹＳＩＳ ９Ｆ Ｙ９ＵＲ “ＡＬＴＥＲＮＩＡＮ ＣＵＬＴＵＲＥ” ６Ｙ ＳＡＹＩＮＧ ＴＨＡＴ ＩＮ Ｃ９ＮＴＲＡＳＴ ＷＩＴＨ ＬＩＦＥ ９Ｎ ６ＥＦ９ＲＵＳ， ＷＨＩＬＥ Ｙ９ＵＲ ＰＥ９ＰＬＥ ＭＡＹ ＨＡＶＥ ６ＥＥＮ ＥＮＧＡＧＥＤ ＩＮ ＶＩ９ＬＥＮＴ， ＬＥＴＨＡＬ ＣＬＡＳＳ ＳＴＲＵＧＧＬＥ Ｆ９Ｒ ＭＩＬＬＩ９ＮＳ ９Ｆ ＳＷＥＥＰＳ， ６Ｙ Ｎ９ ＭＥＡＮＳ Ｄ９ＥＳ ＴＨＩＳ ＩＭＰＬＹ ＴＨＡＴ ＴＨＥ ６ＥＦ９ＲＡＮ ＷＡＹ ９Ｆ ＬＩＦＥ ＷＡＳ ＥＮＴＩＲＥＬＹ ＷＩＴＨ９ＵＴ ＰＲ９６ＬＥＭＡＴＩＣ ＥＬＥＭＥＮＴＳ， ＰＥＲＨＡＰＳ ＥＶＥＮ Ｍ９ＲＥ ＤＩＳＴＵＲ６ＩＮＧ ＡＮＤ ＩＮＳＩＤＩ９ＵＳ Ｆ９Ｒ ＴＨＥＩＲ ＬＡＣＫ ９Ｆ ＡＣＫＮ９ＷＬＥＤＧＥＭＥＮＴ ＡＮＤ ９ＰＥＮ ＤＩＳＣＵＳＳＩ９Ｎ， ＰＡＲＴＩＣＵＬＡＲＬＹ ＡＳ Ａ Ｃ９ＮＳＥＱＵＥＮＣＥ ９Ｆ ＷＨＡＴ ＩＮ ＭＹ ＶＩＥＷ ＷＥＲＥ ＷＩＤＥＬＹ ＡＮＤ ＤＩＳＭＡＹＩＮＧＬＹ ＵＮＥＸＡＭＩＮＥＤ ＳＹＳＴＥＭＩＣ Ｓ９ＣＩＡＬ ＩＮＪＵＳＴＩＣＥＳ ＲＥＳＵＬＴＩＮＧ ＦＲ９Ｍ ＴＨＥ ＥＮＴＲＥＮＣＨＥＤ Ｐ９ＷＥＲ ＤＹＮＡＭＩＣＳ ＩＮ ＰＬＡＹ， ＤＹＮＡＭＩＣＳ ＳＴＲＩＫＩＮＧＬＹ ＳＩＭＩＬＡＲ Ｔ９ ＴＨ９ＳＥ ９Ｆ Ｙ９ＵＲ ＰＬＡＮＥＴ’Ｓ ＭＡＲＫＥＤＬＹ Ｍ９ＲＥ ６ＥＬＬＩＣ９ＳＥ ＩＴＥＲＡＴＩ９Ｎ， ＷＨＩＣＨ ＨＡＳ ９ＮＬＹ ＳＥＲＶＥＤ Ｔ９ ＦＵＬＬＹ ＶＩＮＤＩＣＡＴＥ ＭＹ ＨＹＰ９ＴＨＥＳＩＳ ＴＨＡＴ ＳＵＣＨ Ａ ＨＩＥＲＡＲＣＨＹ ＩＳ ＲＥＡＬＬＹ ＰＲＥＤＩＣＡＴＥＤ ９Ｎ ＩＮＴＲＩＮＳＩＣ ＤＹＳＦＵＮＣＴＩ９Ｎ， ＡＮＤ ＦＡＩＬＵＲＥ Ｔ９ ＳＨＩＦＴ ＡＬＬ ＴＨＥ ＵＳＵＡＬ ＮＡＲＲＡＴＩＶＥＳ ＡＮＤ ＵＮＤＩＡＧＮ９ＳＥＤ ＰＲ９６ＬＥＭＳ ＩＮＴ９ ＡＮ ９ＰＥＮ， ＪＵＤＧＭＥＮＴ－ＦＲＥＥ ＤＩＳＣ９ＵＲＳＥ ＴＨＲ９ＵＧＨ ＷＨＩＣＨ ＰＲ９６ＬＥＭＡＴＩＣ ＩＳＳＵＥＳ ＡＲＥ Ｃ９ＮＳＴＲＵＣＴＩＶＥＬＹ ＣＨＡＮＮＥＬＥＤ ＩＮＴ９ Ｍ９ＲＥ ＩＮＴＥＬＬＩＧＥＮＴＬＹ ＰＲ９６ＬＥＭＡＴＩＺＥＤ ＡＶＥＮＵＥＳ ９Ｆ ＤＩＳＣＵＳＳＩ９Ｎ． Ｎ９Ｗ ６ＥＦ９ＲＥ Ｉ Ｃ９ＮＴＩＮＵＥ， ＩＴ ＩＳ ９ＮＬＹ ＤＥＣＥＮＴ ９Ｆ ＭＥ Ｔ９ ＷＡＲＮ Ｙ９Ｕ Ａ６９ＵＴ ＣＥＲＴＡＩＮ ＴＲＩＧＧＥＲＳ ＴＨＡＴ ＡＲＥ ＳＵＲＥＬＹ ＡＨＥＡＤ ＩＮ ＴＨＩＳ ＥＳＳＡＹ． Ｉ ＭＥＡＮ Ｃ９ＮＶＥＲＳＡＴＩ９Ｎ． ＴＲＩＧＧＥＲＳ ＩＮＣＬＵＤＥ ６ＵＴ ＬＩＫＥＬＹ ＷＩＬＬ Ｎ９Ｔ ６Ｅ ＬＩＭＩＴＥＤ Ｔ９ ＣＬＡＳＳ ９ＰＰＲＥＳＳＩ９Ｎ， ＣＵＬＬＩＮＧ ＣＵＬＴＵＲＥ ＡＮＤ ＶＩ９ＬＥＮＣＥ ＡＧＡＩＮＳＴ ＧＲＵ６Ｓ， ＬＵＳＵＳ Ａ６ＵＳＥ， Ｃ９ＭＰＬＥＭＥＮＴＡＲＹ ＡＮＤ ＡＮＡＬ９Ｇ９ＵＳ ＨＡ
GT: I am going to kill him.
uu: I HAVE BEEN TRIGGERED
KANKRI: What the fuck did y9u just fucking say a69ut me, y9u little 6itch? I’ll have y9u kn9w I graduated t9p 9f my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve 6een inv9lved in numer9us secret raids 9n Al-Quaeda, and I have 9ver 300 c9nfirmed kills. I am trained in g9rilla warfare and I’m the t9p sniper in the entire US armed f9rces. Y9u are n9thing t9 me 6ut just an9ther target. I will shit fury all 9ver y9u and y9u will dr9wn in it. Y9u’re fucking dead, kidd9.
GT: uu, Me and you are the only sane ones chasing that orange rump. And that is saying something.
KANKRI: -walks over the the corner-
KANKRI: -sits down and stares at the wall-
undyingUmbrage [uu] is now timaeusTestified [TT].
TT: what the fuck are you doing
GT: Arguing over who gets you.
KANKRI: Re-thinking many things.
TT: i am so done with being hot
KANKRI: Which 9ne 9f us d9 y9u l9ve m9re, Dirk?
GT: Hey you started this you cock tease!
TT: i obviously love jake more
GT: You liked me first, you set the idea in my head.
GT: Says mr. horse bondage.
TT: thats a kink im still cooler than you both
GT: I think i'm pretty cool.
TT: stand up kankri you're embarassing yourself
GT: Yeah alright, but i have you beat in the rugged good looks department.
TT: maybe but kankri gives bjs better
KANKRI: I am n9t em6arrassed, Dirk. And the fl99r is rather c9mf9rta6le.
TT: its the way those sharp teeth just run over your skin and just
GT: Well i'm sorry i lack alien features.
GT: Maybe i should splurge money on a real life avatar.
GT: Change my name to jake sully.
KANKRI: They get in the way m9re than they assist. Tr9ll features, anyway.
KANKRI: I have n9 idea what an "avatar" is.
GT: Yes, after the main character?
TT: you guys are still dorks
GT: Yes but you have to pick one.
GT: Because he won't share!
KANKRI: I d9n't see why I sh9uld share.
timaeusTestified [TT] is now Rainbowdash [??].
GT: BECAUSE IT'S THE NICE THING TO DO.
??: ((haha jk ill change))
Rainbowdash [??] is now timaeusTestified [TT].
GT: Now who's the dork, dick?
TT: that was my other secret gf
KANKRI: D9n't y9u think its rude t9 cheat 9n pe9ple, Dirk?
KANKRI: I am n9t that happy n9.
GT: You're doing fish hitler?!!
KANKRI: H9wever, it is fine, I w9uld wish n9t t9 69ther y9u anyway.
TT: different universe jake
GT: Good god, why don't you just sell your soul now?
GT: Who was that directed at?
TT: meenah is just so fun in bed
TT: like a twister hit your dick
KANKRI: I'm just g9ing t9.
TT: you are count dork-u-la jake
GT: Yes, i'm triggered by your startling lack of commitment.
GT: Screw who you want but don't make babies.
KANKRI: 9h and d9n't think a69ut c9ntacting me again, Dirk, y9u are a cheating wh9re.
TT: I DON'T KNOW WHO THE FATHER IS
GT: WHO'S YOUR BABY DADDY?!!
GT: We have to go on maury now.
GT: My reputation is trashed.
TT: i am so done with sex
KURLOZ: omg this chat is messing up so bad))
TT: i didnt sleep with you did i
