#i am surrounded

[denied-indian-bimbo]

All I see are badonkers as big as my head, maybe bigger. Life is good

[speedsterspouse]

Help

HEEEELPPP

[st4rboyloser]

one cat on my chest , one dog on my legs, one dog right against my side , one cat above my head

[gaykey]

the official shinee twt account posting bondage pics of key is wild im so here for it

they know their audience! that was for the lesbians and the bisexuals, i can't explain why it just was.

liiikkeee?? this may his sexiest lesbian look yet

[burnt-toast-life]

you dont UNDERSTAND i HAVE to sleep with the rabbit plush ive had since i was 3, Foxy, and also beside my bed is the American Girl Doll made to look like me that my grandma got me before she passed. if i’m not with these items how shall i be sane

[gungambled]

( I just opened my arms and said come to me dogs, and suddenly there were four dogs on me. is this what's its like to be gundham? )

[dragodragonborn]

I'm surrounded. 😆

Doesn't always happen with all the indoor pets like this. Especially not Sadie.

Sadie is at my head, Jinx at my feet, and Commet and Miss Kitty are on the back of the couch. Sadie and Miss Kitty are mortal enemies, so it's rare for them to be this close.😅

[mafiosoandthegang]

Once again apologizing for 🫛s behavior.

As if I’m not just as bad.

Either way, Happy birthday once again and I hope things go your way with Consig!

The other anons, hopefully including 🫛 will get bored eventually, just try to ignore them till they do

-🩸anon

Caporegime: ...You say that like I don’t see the chaos multiplying every hour.

“Just ignore them,” you say. As if I am not trapped in this digital box, fully aware that somewhere out there, someone has already drafted a wedding registry for me and Consigliere. Probably with floral arrangements. And bunny-shaped cake toppers. (Don’t think I didn’t see that one.)

But.

Sigh.

Thanks for the birthday wishes.

And the…hope? For things going my way with Consig?

(Which is not a thing. I don’t know why I had to clarify that. I just did. Out loud. To myself. Moving on.)

I’m keeping an eye on 🫛. And you. And every emoji-anon that breathes near this inbox.

But thanks. Really.

You’re…only mildly guilty by association. For now.