so far in my efforts to rewrite maximum ride, i have come up with the following chapter titles, which i will list here (in no particular order):
Theres Nothing Worse Than Doing Laundry
There’s One Thing Worse Than Doing Laundry
Who’s At The Door? Surprise! It’s Trauma!
Things Get Even Worse, And It’s Not Our Fault This Time
Gazzy Gets Creative, And Everyone Is Afraid
And Remember Kids, Please Break Into Houses Responsibly!
We Interrupt Your Rescue To Bring You Another Shorter, Easier Rescue
Note To Self: Don’t Assume Rescues Will Ever Be Short Or Easy













