#waverwings

[emorish-avian]

listen i’m not SAYING i want the flock to get hurt i’m just SAYING that like... the aesthetically excellent concept of one of the flock crash landing directly onto a car and the car alarm going off while their bruised and bloodied (and barely alive) body lies on top of said car with perhaps crumpled metal and glass around them...... spicy

[emorish-avian]

asexual cool kid fang says: sometimes, stupid and cute are enough

(my art, don’t repost edit or use thanccs. also, please click for better quality cuz tumblr sucks)

[emorish-avian]

Me: Every character in Maximum Ride is gay.

J*mes P*tterson: Explain.

Me: No.

[emorish-avian]

haha..... what if doctor brigid dwyer wasn’t evil and was actually one of the very few adults the flock could trust and ahahaaa and like what if she had a cool punk girlfriend who also worked in the field of science (in a moral and humane way unlike SOME people) haha and they were like ahahaaaa in LOVE and then they met the flock and became super protective of them....... ahaha just kidding.............. unless

[emorish-avian]

so far in my efforts to rewrite maximum ride, i have come up with the following chapter titles, which i will list here (in no particular order):

Theres Nothing Worse Than Doing Laundry

There’s One Thing Worse Than Doing Laundry

Who’s At The Door? Surprise! It’s Trauma!

Things Get Even Worse, And It’s Not Our Fault This Time

Gazzy Gets Creative, And Everyone Is Afraid

And Remember Kids, Please Break Into Houses Responsibly!

We Interrupt Your Rescue To Bring You Another Shorter, Easier Rescue

Note To Self: Don’t Assume Rescues Will Ever Be Short Or Easy

[emorish-avian]

caution: subjects may bite. ensure muzzle is securely fastened before handling.

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maximum ride headcanon where fang (and possibly other members of the flock) have scars from being muzzled in order to keep them from biting the whitecoats. this particular picture is fang having recently taken his muzzle off. in case you couldn’t tell (it’s a bit hard to with how messy the lines are) he has bleeding abrasions on part of his cheekbones and the bridge of his nose (there’s one on his other cheekbone but it’s out of frame).

this headcanon is definitely probably going to be in waverwings (my maximum ride rewrite for those of y’all who don’t know) because imma be real wit u chief... for me, there’s no such thing as too much angst. be prepared to have some fuckin emotions bro these kids got trauma and it is NOT all uphill from here.

(click for better quality or i’ll roundhouse kick you in the solar plexus also don’t repost anywhere but reblogs are sexy fun cool nifty and great!!! thank you have a nice day!!!!!)

[emorish-avian]

an april fools post? NAH. dropping maximum ride doodles because the fandom is practically bone dry of content?

~YEAH~

star eyes gazzy cuz i love him!!!

angel being baby!! because she did not deserve the OP Creepy Child Trope and i will DIE ON THIS HILL, ok—

max flipping off the person/group of people of your choice. it’s... congress. definitely congress.

max, doing her signature mom glare: gazzy. put the explosives down. NOW.

angel, doing her best to imitate max because max is her role model: YEAH. put the explosives DOWN. those are DANGEROUS.

max, inwardly: oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my g

max outwardly: it’s okay angel sweetie, i got this

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here are some doodles to soothe our souls in these trying times yee YEE. make sure to click for better quality, and reblog if you’d like to, blease!! art is mine, don’t repost anywhere <3 !!!

[emorish-avian]

ratchet: *has heightened senses*

my angst seeking brain, already coming up with a whole smorgasbord of whump and angst ideas to write, using my own experiences with sensory overload to fuel it’s Uncontrollable Desire For Hurt/Comfort: IT’S FREE REAL ESTATE