#i caaaan't

[sshrubit]

𓆩❤︎𓆪 MDNI. 18+. feet. footsie mention.... (╯_╰)

thinking about anime degen!choso who is into to thighs highs and you ended up making him cum in his pants just by using your socked feet....... uergh........ i don’t even like foot stuff but thinking about choso cumming just by doing footsie with him because he’s a gross pervert and have a thigh high sock fetish is making me feral. like he would look so pathetic sitting on his heels, whimpering and shit like gaaaaawd. i feel physically ill thinking about this man being a pervert and whimpering and cumming without even peeling off his clothes and touching him with your hands... lawrd i can’t— !!

i am so not thinking about sweet suffering while writing this.

[joeythefrog]

there's a production of newsies going on locally with some of my friends as leads but I can't go see it because I'm already in another show that runs each night at the same time

[grandmaster-anne]

13 October 1949 Daily Mail: In Park-Lane, London's late sightseers took up position to watch the arrival at the Dorchester of Princess Elizabeth (Queen Elizabeth ii) and Prince Philip for the dinner of the Royal College of Obstetricians and Gynaecologists. Said the Duke proposing the health of the college: "I am proposing this toast not entirely on my own behalf but on behalf of my wife who has benefitted from this college rather more than I have."

[thiziri]

Just found that video of Anne reading Thomas the tank engine for save the children and oh my god ITS SO CUTE 😭

I knowww 😭 You can tell she's the best storyteller, the Annelets are so lucky 😭

[frikatilhi]

bojere soulmates tickle my brain so good i just want to slap them into every soulmate au in existence. the one i like the most is,

everyone is born and lives without a heartbeat. it starts to beat if and only if when in proximity of their soulmate.

this is a very uncommon fact since a lot of people really don't meet their soulmates and don't often associate the heartbeat with the soulmate. but when one gets it, they just know. and that's pretty inconclusive.

I mean.

Every single soulmate AU trope seems to fit too well, doesn't it.

Like this heartbeat thing, it would again explain their behaviour so nicely, because of COURSE you look like you're on drugs all the time when you're really feeling your blood pump through your veins for the very first time, in that person's company you feel indestructible and burning hot with life, you know? It can get intense.

[lesyasun]

[luna-rein]

My freaky tendencies had just been exposed.

So a friend asked to show me some trendy crop tops for spring on Pinterest. (U know where this is going)

Being the dumb fuck that I absolutely am, I forgot what I've searched earlier on fucking Pinterest. So I handed the phone.

This is what appears on my Home feed.

(Not exact one but similar to those, cuz I didn't sceernshot back then).

She was like : "uh, wow you read a lot of manga", cuz most of them were drawings and fanarts.

THEN SHE CLICKS ON THE SEARCH BAR.

U probably have an idea on what was on there, point is my soul left my body. RIP.

Luckily she didn't seem to read them, she started typing fast, and said: OMG you gonna love these ones. Like nothing happened.

I was like : ahuh

Moral of the story dear twisted friends, DO NOT GIVE YOUR PHONES TO PEOPLE FOR A 'QUICK SEARCH ' .

Fuck my life.

[monkey-d-addy9000]

I just wanted to say that I'm in love with this fanfic THIS ANGST Is making me sou anxious for the next chapter. I know it's hard to write chapters so extense like you always do but, I can't help begging for more. If in the next chapter have more angst or something like they not getting togheter I will make you pay my therapist for an extra session