#i can't

[saeraaaa]

I was having such a good day today why am I suddenly suicidal again

[arch-angel]

Dan is just Big Jane in a different font oh my god

[nuggetbrainthoughts]

Omg. Just paused at that moment...

His face 😂🤣😭

[iliveforangstpjo]

nerd being Prime's go-to insult when HE'S a nerd

[shizosofii]

he looks so cozy.

i fear this man has become my weekly dose.

[glitteringcrab]

I know Rick C-137 is generally speaking a huge monster, but here we have him:

S02E09: Helping Arthricia, even though she literally attacked him and left both Morty and him there to die

S04E02: Trying to comfort the family of the guy who pooped in his toilet (Tony) after his death, whom he previously hated so much, he put in some sort of stasis (doesn't really make it better that he was drugged during stasis)

S06E06: Pushing the dinosaurs to save themselves, even though he blatantly hated them (admittedly, he mainly did it to prove a point, but still)

S06E08: Trying to comfort Pissmaster, even though he literally spoke of his granddaughter in porno terms

S07E02: Comforting this weird hole mob boss (Chuxly) in his dying moments after Chuxly held his family hostage

S07E09: Apologizing (sorta) to Bigfoot after Bigfoot tried to kill him in revenge for his torture, also hurting Morty in the process

S09E03: Making up with crazy Kung Fu guy who tried to kill Morty for no reason

S09E06: Hugging alien Ganondorf, who was trying to kill and dissect him

...But when it came to Eyepatch Morty, who had literally saved his life and helped him get closure by allowing him to kill his nemesis

Rick's response was this?!

towards a kid having the face of someone he loved?!

who basically only wanted to hang out with him???

[voteforevilthoughts]

The way Ray tells her to put the bat down. He's so scared for her. And she's so scared for him that she's considering using her power for the first time since...the incident.