#i command it.

[your-fave-is-a-pred]

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[tentiginousteratologist]

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[themotherfuckinglordoftime]

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN TO STOP HITTING ON SOMEONE?

WHEN THE BODY STOPS MOVING.

[bitch-itshaley]

So, my mom told me to go get her rug from in front of the front door. So, i went and got the rug that was sitting just inside the front door. I bring it back across the house to the laundry room, and she tells me i got the wrong rug, she wants the one from the front porch. I look at her strange and head back.

I go to the front porch, see this rolled up thing and the bristly rubber welcome mat. So I grab the welcome mat and flip it and tons of dirt falls out, so i take it out onto the grass and shake and stomp the dirt out and bring the matt across the house to the laundry room all tired, telling my mom "I don't know what you wanted with this, its all rubber and stuff..." she looks at me really strange and looks at the matt and tells me I have the wrong one again.

I go back out to the porch, she wanted the rolled up thing. It was a bathroom carpet.

The End.

Pointless story by Haley.