ZIMPAI SHIZPOST STORY (part 1?)
BASED ON THE DIB-CHAN ZIM-KUN ZIMPAI TREND THINGY
Cherry blossom petals flew passed by our (not so heroic) hero, Dib Membrane. With an envelope sealed by a purple heart sticker in his delicate anime boy hands, the big headed boy made his way to class with his heart pounding faster after every step closer to the object of his affections…
Invader Zim. Evil, alien soldier sent by his diabolical leaders, the Allmighty Tallests Tallits…
He moved into Dib’s neighbourhood (SWOON!) and went to his skool (ZIMPAI IS IN THE SAME SKOOL AS ME!! 🥺👉👈)
…One day, Dib decided to act on his gay enemies to lovers arc and finally confess his love to his future alien boyfriend.
SMACK! The absolutely romantic love letter by Dib was thrown at the back of Zim’s bald head covered by his wig. “Ehhh? Who did this?!” Zim-kun yelled out loud in annoyance. Glasses shining, Dib cutely kicked Zim’s leg and giggled, “It was meee~! Notice me, Zimpaii~!”
However, due to Zim being a deaf lizard boy, he screamed once again, “WHO DID THISSS?!?!”
Dib, who had a slightly annoyed expression, tried to smile widely again and replied, “Notice me, Zimpaiii~!”
“WHAAAAT!?”
“Notice me, Zimpai!!”
“WHAAAATTT!?!?”
“NOTICE ME U STUPID ALIEN ZIMPAI!!!”
“WHAAAAAT!?!?”
“NOTICE ME-”
“WHAAAAATTTT!?”
…This was hopeless. Did Dib really not have a chance to end up with Zim? Was ZADR not going to be canon? Was he gonna fuse into a chair again and become emo!?!?
EDIT: PART 2 IS OUT (GET READY TO LOSE MORE BRAIN CELLS)
PART 2
