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The second drawing was inspired by @riikaruh style 🖤

And thx to @pichichustudios and @cosmicriff for the ideas xDD

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ZIMPAI SHIZPOST STORY (part 1?)

BASED ON THE DIB-CHAN ZIM-KUN ZIMPAI TREND THINGY

Cherry blossom petals flew passed by our (not so heroic) hero, Dib Membrane. With an envelope sealed by a purple heart sticker in his delicate anime boy hands, the big headed boy made his way to class with his heart pounding faster after every step closer to the object of his affections…

Invader Zim. Evil, alien soldier sent by his diabolical leaders, the Allmighty Tallests Tallits…

He moved into Dib’s neighbourhood (SWOON!) and went to his skool (ZIMPAI IS IN THE SAME SKOOL AS ME!! 🥺👉👈)

…One day, Dib decided to act on his gay enemies to lovers arc and finally confess his love to his future alien boyfriend.

SMACK! The absolutely romantic love letter by Dib was thrown at the back of Zim’s bald head covered by his wig. “Ehhh? Who did this?!” Zim-kun yelled out loud in annoyance. Glasses shining, Dib cutely kicked Zim’s leg and giggled, “It was meee~! Notice me, Zimpaii~!”

However, due to Zim being a deaf lizard boy, he screamed once again, “WHO DID THISSS?!?!”

Dib, who had a slightly annoyed expression, tried to smile widely again and replied, “Notice me, Zimpaiii~!”

“WHAAAAT!?”

“Notice me, Zimpai!!”

“WHAAAATTT!?!?”

“NOTICE ME U STUPID ALIEN ZIMPAI!!!”

“WHAAAAAT!?!?”

“NOTICE ME-”

“WHAAAAATTTT!?”

…This was hopeless. Did Dib really not have a chance to end up with Zim? Was ZADR not going to be canon? Was he gonna fuse into a chair again and become emo!?!?

EDIT: PART 2 IS OUT (GET READY TO LOSE MORE BRAIN CELLS)

PART 2

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ZIMPAI SHIZPOST STORY PART 2!!

(UNFORTUNATELY, IM BURNING ALL OF UR EYES AND AM MAKING A SECOND PART! HOPE YALL DONT DIE-)

About to yell the same thing to Zim-kun again, Dib hesitated and took a step back.

Sparkling tears fell from Dibby-chan’s glowing anime eyes, and they gradually started to darken as this was of course, an exaggerated overly dramatic anime scene. (SORRY ANIME LOVERS, FOR SPOILING UR LOVE FOR ANIME WITH THIS THING)

The stinky dookie brained alien love interest suddenly noticed the big headed boy’s waterfall of tears and stepped closer to him. The latter gave out a small cute gazp, hoping for an adorable cliché romantic scene to happen.

When Zimpai was only a few inches away from Dib-chan’s face he leaned even closer and placed his super buff anime finger below Dib’s chin and whispered…

“Dib-chan,” he continued, “I…”

Dib’s heart began to go DOKI DOKI- I mean it began to pound loudly against his rib cage, feeling like it was about to burst out for Zim to steal once again… (no like actually, Zim literally stole Dib’s heart after deciding that stealing his lungs wasn’t enough)

The green boy’s lips was so close to Dib’s…

…until it moved away, over to Dib’s ear.

I mean it’s not a kiss, but it’s good enough I guess….?? Is he gonna confess his love to me?! OMGOMGOMG IM SOO GONNA ANIME FANGIRL OVER THIS- wait where did that come from?? Anyway…could this be it?! D-did my stupid idiotic alien Zimpai….finally notice me…?! Dib thought to himself while trying to suppress the dorky fanboying squeals he wanted to make.

The silence between the boys finally broke when Zim-kun lovingly whispered in his deep buff manly voice,

“…peepee,”

Dib blinked in confusion.

“…You mean our old class hamster?”

Zim grinned from ear to ear and cackled maniacally, “PEEPEEPOOPOOOOO!!!”

Dib-chan started to hyperventilate and turn his back on Zim dramatically. Small silhouettes of leaves started to blow past them and Zim began to randomly grow handsome eyebrows…

In between sobs, Dib sniffled…

“Is that how you really feel, Zim-kun?”

TO BEEEEE CONTINUEUEDD- (Unfortunately)

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ZIMPAI STORY PART 6: A CONFESSION OF OBSESSION 🥺👉👈

(YALL THIS IS GONNA BE THE LAST PART FJDJFDJ CUZ I HAVE TO END THIS WEIRD STORY BEFORE I BURN ANYONE ELSES BRAINCELLS AGAIN)

(AND THIS IS GONNA BE MY THING FOR ZIMDAY/IZDAY LOL)

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“LIEEESSS!” The alien desperately screeched out loud on the top of his lungs (or whatever aliens had). Dib raised an eyebrow in confusion, distracting him from the overwhelming sadness he was trying to hide. “I…uhhh- didn’t say anything…?”

Zimpai blinked and tried to regain his composure. He slowly took a step back and tried to escape. Dib-chan tilted his head, and his hair bone scythe hair cowlick thingy turned into a light bulb as a thought struck him. “C-could it be…”

Just as the big headed boy opened his mouth to let out his undeniably kawaii anime voice, Zim-kun began to run and covered his nonexistent ears.

“Z-Zimpai has…a…a…”

Dib-Chan’s delicate pretty voice suddenly became deep and sounded like he was a macho and buff man. “CRUSHY WUSHY LUSHY USHY BLUSHY CRUSHY ON MEEEE!11!1!1!1!11”

The yell was so loud and ear piercing that the whole ground collapsed while everything around Dib got pushed away by 999999999 kilometers.

This was so powerful that even Gaz became flabberGAZted by this and was more concerned than ever. “TAK- WHY THE ACTUAL HELL DID YOU MAKE THE ANIME BEAM DO THIS???”

Tak, despite her messy hair and being literally yeeted away by an incredibly long distance from a pathetic lover boy, was still smiling smugly and just shrugged. “I had the most tragic villain story from the most stupid defective Irken of destruction demolishing a vending machine. His stupid lover obviously has to be as insane as he is.”

Back with our main character idiots here, Dibby boi realised what he has done and sobbed, “Z-Zimpai my pookie…! I didn’t mean to hurt you like thisss…!!” (he obviously did lolll)

From 999 something kilometers whatever that number I typed earlier (oh wait I can copy and paste but oh well) away, the green space cockroach creechur growled, “GRGRGRRR YOUUU…!! YOUUUU!! WHEN YOU YOUUU!11!1!1 YOUUU MADE ME MAAADDD GRGRGRGRHDIEJDEKJ” (bro this space boi couldn’t hear dib a shmillion times even when he was 1 inch away from him but now he can-)

(wAIT I SHOULD MAKE LESS BRACKETED TEXTS SORRY-)

Instead of apologizing again, Dib got mad at Zim too because it would be too out of character if the boys didn’t fight each other here as it was still an ENEMIES to lovers arc after all.

Deeb Doob Dob Dib’s voice became all buff again as he himself became buff too, electricity surging all around him. He then ascended from the ground, T-posing and let the mysterious anime power carry him towards the alien.

The alien boi zimmediately tried to become as buff as Dibby boi did by casually grabbing a machine that was 69 420 times his size in his PAK and blasted himself with it, causing his scrawny-looking green arms to develop more and more muscles and become as buff as Dib was.

The boys just stared each other down, eyes glowing while T-posing in front of each other.

Dib-chan then broke the silence that lasted for 10 hours by saying in a small and cute voice while still in that buff state

“…Z-zim-kun I… I… l-love y-you…”

Zim then reverted back to his cutesy smol chibi shape and responded with a little “B-baka!!” even when Dib didn’t finish the sentence.

Surprised by that, the big headed boy also reverted back into his original pathetic form and giggled, “I love you….your mom!” He laughed even more and smirked. Zim was taken aback and felt his heart— whatever aliens had shatter into smithereens. Was this really how Dib felt…? Was it all just a silly little game…?

Before Zim could take get out his PAK legs to absolutely destroy and obliterate the human, Dib laughed once more and threw that one love letter to Zim, smacking his face and not the back of his bald head this time.

“Nahhh! Just kidding, and uh- happy birthday, I guess…” Dib looked away quickly as the butterflies returned in his stomach. Dang it— he forgot how cute his crush looked despite how stupid he was…

“Ehhh- birthday?? Invaders don’t NEED pathetic Urth birthdays!”

“Yeah, yeah— but today is still special, y’know? It’s the day you set your little alien foot on this planet!”

Zim tried not to smile at his beloved nemesis remembering AND writing some letter to him for this day. But then…

“WAIT! How did you know it’s today?? We met at the disgusting skool one or two days after I landed on this filthy planet!!”

Dib smiled and responded, “I’m a paranormal investigator! Of COURSE I know the exact day an alien comes here!”

“You were a creepy stalker from the start, Dib-thing… even before becoming those… yhaaan-deers…”

“You’re creepy too, y’know!! And you were so weird too! In fact- everything was so weird earlier… nothing new, I guess!” Dib chuckled.

Zim coughed and shifted his eyes away from Dib, yet getting closer beside him. “…Yeah. Very…strange…”

Dib-ch- I mean DIB noticed this and leaned closer and closer to Zim and….

HELD HIS HANDDDD!1?1!?!1?11!1! SO SCANDALOUS!! THE END-

(Just kidding :3)

…he affectionately smooched the bug boy’s cheek! This gesture was so sweet that even the usually cold Gaz let out an “awww!” along with every other bystander around them!

The gay boys finally completed their enemies to lovers arc….

…until the cartoon resets again and everyone forgot what happened !

The end uwu

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KFKDFKDKDKD HELP ITS ACTUALLY OVER AHHFJDJDDJD

THIS STORY HAS BEEN… SOMETHING! LOLL IF U ACTUALLY READ THIS, OR EVEN READ ALL THE WAY FROM THE START- I JUST WANNA SAY THANK YOU.

THANK YOU FOR ALL UR SUPPORT AND STILL STICKING BY DESPITE THE SLOW UPDATES AND THE LOW QUALITY WRITING AND PHONE DOODLES!

Honestly, I’m gonna miss this story, so maybe I’m still gonna make things for it in the future like doodle comics or more writings but after the reset! Anyway… again thanks so much for reading this if u did and have the bestest day or night! Don’t let the buff boys haunt you XD

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ZIMPAI SHIZPOST STORY PART 3!!

Despite that dramatic angst moment, Zim-kun’s oblivious dating sim zim mc brain still could not notice Dib-chan’s desperate attempts to make Zim notice him.

“PEEPEEPOOPOOOPEEPEEEPOOO!!!!” Zim continued in an unhinged manner. Knowing it was no use, Dib just shrugged and gave in.

“P-pookie- I MEAN- p-poopoopeepee…?” Dib stuttered nervously.

Zim raised his handsome eyebrow and smiled even more widely.

“PEEPEEPOOPOOPIE DOOKIE POOOPSKIIESS!!” Zim-kun sang in a surprisingly beautiful opera voice.

In return, Dib chanted back, “PEEWEEWOOOPEEEEEEPOOP DOOKIE PIES!!”

“POOPOO DOOKIE DOO DOOOOM!!”

This went on and on, despite the looks everyone was giving the two boys as they were enjoying themselves too much to even care. What matters is that they were having fun— and at the same time, looking anime.

“PEEEEEEEEE!!” Dib finally squealed in his dorky little goose-like laughter.

When Zim saw that, there was some romantic filter in his eyes with the cherry blossom petals returning, blowing all around Dib-chan in Zim’s vision.

E-EHH?! What is this…? Did the Dib-thing put some curse on me when he said that?! What’s this feeling in my squeedilysPOOOOCH?!?!?

Zim thought to himself, FINALLY getting hit by the feelings he should have realised he has had a long looong time ago…

THE FEELING OF L-

“LOATHE!! YES— ITS NOT LIKE I LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING!!” Zim squeaked out in a tsundere anime girl voice.

Dib tilted his head in confusion.

“Uhhh what…? Also, when the heck did you change into an anime girl dress?”

“S-SHUT UP, YOU- DIBBY BAH-KAH!!” Zim exclaimed and punched Dib in the arm, dashing off.

The bespectacled boy just stood there in a daze, trying to process what kind of development happened in this cheesy cliche love story.

That was when Dib felt a hand on his shoulder to see that it was Gaz.

His sister rolled her eyes and spoke in a sarcastic tone,

“Congratulations, Dib. You shouldn’t have taught him about anime.”

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THATS RIGHT YALL!! THIS AINT THE FINAL PART YET!! NOW ITS ZIMS TURN TO BE THE ONE PINNING FOR DIB— TSUNDERE STYLE!

(HELP ME)

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ZIMPAI SHIZPOST STORY PART 5: REALISATION 🤯⁉️

(WE’RE GETTING REAAAL CLOSE TO THE LAST PART GUYS-)

(THE LAST PART WILL BE RLLY SHORT CUZ THIS ONE IS PRETTY LONG KSSKDK)

Our lovely majestic tsundere green lizard boi ELEEEGANTLY pranced over to Dib-chans house with the cherry blossom petals blowing as intensely as ever.

“DEEEB-STINKKK BAH-KAAAHH!! I HAVE RETURNED AND- BLEHHH WHY DO THESE PINK FLOWER THINGIES KEEP HITTING MY FACE!?!”

Dib-chan immediately crashed through his own window from his room and landed on top of Zimpai, “accidentally” pinning him to the ground like that romantic move a lot of people use in movies.

The big headed boy giggled cutely with the usual sparkles in his eyes, “Ooooh woopsiess!! I totaaally didn’t know this cliche romantic trope would happen!!”

The alien rolled his and blushed deeply from the close proxZIMity and the way his crush’s voice sounded like the most adorable thing in the whole world— even cuter than their old class pet hamster, Peepi! (hehehehe peepeepoopoo)

Wait- NO! This is a disease! A CURSE!! The Dib-thing wanted me to fall prey into his hands this whole time!! Zim immediately shook his head and pushed Dib away. Dib-chan looked to the ground and wondered worriedly if he had gone too far in invading the invader’s personal space.

(HELP I JUST DOODLED THIS ON MAH PHONE SO BADLY 5 MIN AGO-)

Zim-kun tried not to feel bad about Dib looking a bit saddened and growled, “GRRR YOU’LL NEVER CURSE ME WITH THAT STYOOPID FEELING!”

Dib sighed and tried to hold back his once again returning sparkling anime tears. Of course it was one sided. Of course he got rejected by even the most annoying alien in the world. Who would even want some creepy weirdo like Dib?

Meanwhile, Gaz was eating popcorn while the whole cheesy but slightly angsty in a way Fanfiction scene played out. “Why are they acting even stupider than usual?” The whatever-colour-her-hair-is girl asked out loud. The question was then answered by a familiar British voice. “Innit!” Gaz blinked.

“Uh- what?”

“WAIT WHERE DID THAT BRITISH STEREOTYPE OF A WORD COME FROM- I MEAN-” The dark purple / indigo / dark blue (HELP IM BAD AT COLORS) alien girl continued, “Ahem, I meant that this whole anime stupidity Fanfiction scene was all part of my revenge plan! MuahahahAAHAHAAHHA!!”

Gaz face palmed. Was the hideous not-so-new girl, Tak, the one who she once viewed as the biggest threat to earth, THIS pathetic??

“Dude- you’re STILL plotting your revenge on these idiots? And you’re doing it by zapping them with some in-real-life-anime gun thingy??” Gaz asked, trying not to sound slightly intrigued by this. Tak saw the undeniable interest in Gaz’s eyes and smugly nodded. The shorter of the two gave up and shrugged. At least she had some show to watch! (even though it was too cheesy and stupid for her liking sometimes)

Back to the main drama going on, Zim noticed Dib trying to hold his tears and gulped. Why the heck did he even feel bad about his ENEMY?? He’s supposed to HATE that big headed dork! The dorkiest dork ever! The cutest- WAIT-

The alien tried to look away. However, it couldn’t be helped. The so-called ‘curse’ was too strong, like the big-headed boy was a magnet pulling Zim’s eyes to look at his adorable face.

Could it beeeee… that the feeling Zimpai was feeling…

WASN’T a curse?!11!1?! hOW ShoCKiNG-

NO!! (Z)IMPOSSIBLEEE!! Invaders needed NO ONEEEE!

…But no one is perfect, and Dib can be his no one-

“LIEEESSS!” The alien desperately screeched out loud on the top of his lungs (or whatever aliens had). Dib raised an eyebrow in confusion, distracting him from the overwhelming sadness he was trying to hide. “I…uhhh- didn’t say anything…?”

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WELP ZIM IS SLOWLY (SO FRIGGIN SLOWLY) REALISING HIS FEELINGS FOR DOBBLE DIBBY BOO BOO BEAR MIGHT BE REAAL!1!1!1 HOW UNEXPECTEDDD!1!1!

(HELP ME IM RUNNING OUTTA IDEAS SO IM MAKING THIS A VERY VERY SLOW PROGRESS FOR THEM FIRKFK)

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ZIMPAI SHIZPOST STORY PART 4: ZOOM PINNING FOR DOBBLE

(I WROTE TOO MUCH DIALOGUE IN THIS ONE 😭)

“…With the help of his vile mechanical servants, he plotted to destroy everything we have. Everything we are…”

The big-headed boy monologued as usual.

“Didn’t you already say all these things before?” Gaz raised an eyebrow, actually curious about what happened to her brother for once.

Dib ignored her and continued.

“And then…”

A dramatic pause.

That was when Dib-chan fell to the floor, hitting the ground with his noodle arms and ugly sobbing with his usual sparkling anime tears.

“MY ZIMPAI VANISHHHEEEDD!! NOoOOooOoOoOOo!!”

“Dude, it’s been only like- a day or something,” Gaz sighed.

“WAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!”

The purple/pinkish/magenta/(WHATEVER U THINK HER HAIR COLOR IS) haired girl backed away with a concerned and disgusted look on her face and then finally decided to ignore her weird brother’s yapping like how she always did.

Of course, Dib didn’t notice his sister leaving and continued bawling his eyes out on the floor, trying to figure out what he did wrong to drive his Zimpai away.

“Is it the letter I gave him?! Wait no- I didn’t even give it to him at all! I just smacked it at his bald green head and took it back! I guess it was just some plot device to help me make the scene more dramatic and romantic,” Dib thought to himself out loud.

Meanwhile, the said Zimpai was in his base, trying to figure out something too. That something was the love loathe he felt for that crazy dorky glasses wearing boy of his dreams nightmares…

“COMPUTER! RESEARCH THIS INFERIOR FEELING SQUIRMING AROUND IN MY GLORIOUS IRKEN SELF!!” Zim yelled while trying not to think too much about the boy.

The computer groaned and obliged. The results were all about crushes and how to get them to like you back. Zim was shocked. The miGhTY and PoWeRFuL invader?! HAVING A CRUSH!?

…Maaaybe Zim actually always knew about this whole ‘love’ thing. Maybe he was just always in denial. Maybe he actually loves-

“UGH NO! IT’S NOT LIKE I LIKE THAT FOOL DIB OR ANYTHING!”

“Uhhh I didn’t say anything, master…” Computer groaned again, rolling his nonexistent eyes.

“SILENCEEEE! I NEED TO THIIIINK!!”

“Ughhh just go to that human already or something,”

Zim perked up and grinned. “That’s IT! I MUST CONFRONT THAT WORM BABY ABOUT THE CURSE HE GAVE ME! I’M A GENIUS!!”

This time, the computer didn’t even bother to respond as there was no use. Besides, the Irken was already on his way outside, grabbing the same plot device letter thing Dib-chan used, gracefully maRcHING his way to Dib’s house…

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WELP THAT JUST HAPPENED!!

MY WRITINGS GETTING WORSE AND WORSE AS THIS KEEPS CONTINUING-

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