#i dont... understand

[trainwreckweather]

I think I would take care of myself if I was a separate entity

[arianagrandre]

okay but critics and fans were rooting for her, everybody expected more nominations in the top categories so i will never stop talking about this because what the fuck? what more do the grammys want

[feraldavestrider]

i guess i should be sad that my ex-who-said-we-were-gonna-stay-friends unfollowed and probably blocked me on tumblr, but honestly im just glad now i can vague about them and shitpost about our relationship ending without feeling scared of a confrontation which im not at all interested in anymore tbh

[eva-420]

im sorry??

[craftingwithcat]

Can't stop thinking about how the other day I came upstairs after my shower and my fiance was on the floor of the closet complaining he has no shorts to wear. He had many shorts to wear. They were in his shorts drawer. He has had a drawer just for shorts since we moved into this house 3 years ago. He had his long pants drawer open, which is why he couldn't find shorts. Also, there was shorts on top of my collection of clean laundry baskets that I ask him constantly to pick from instead of the closet so I don't have to sort and put away as much when I finally get around to it.

[placesyoucallhome]

*stares at twitter again for the dozenth time*

[iolanthemoss]

FLEX!

??????

[panthersprite]

chicken mcnugget