Warning: The following contains disturbing silence and Shanon entering her final form
(this is an au by @cupcakewebkinz called the caretaker of twisteds au! Literally my favourite thing ever go GO JUMP KAI IN THEIR ASKS AND GO APPRECIATE THEIR WORK THEYRE SO FUCKIN COOOOOL!!!!)
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The video starts
Shanon sits centered between Shelly and Vee on the couch. Vee is figdeting. Shelly is eating a lollipop with dread.
“.....Good evening everyone..uhm, I’m Shanon."
Shanon clears her throat. Nudges vee to sit up proper
"....We’re here today to address the distressing events of this week. Specifically, the uh… regrettable disappearance of a local child...and the circumstances surrounding it”
(She places her hand very gently on Shelly’s dino knee)
".......Shelly, sweetheart. Would you like to explain what happened?”
(Shelly hands her lollipop to vee, vee doesn't even question it)
“yes uh......Yes...big sorry. Bee....get mad. Family… say thing. About me. Bad thing. In past.”
"What kind of things, sweetheart?”
".....is....Say fee-rex dumb. Call me frog. I cry. Was Timmy.”
. . .
Shanons expression went blank
Silence.
. . . .
“…Timmy?”
(The room falls dead silent. Not quiet. Dead)
Shanon doesnt move. Doesnt blink.
The microphone picks up her breathing and… nothing else
Vee glances sideways in slow horror. Hands shelly her lollipop back in panic. Shelly om noms it in panic too.
“Uh. Shells. Bean I. I think you did something”
“I- I say name. Is- is all i say!”
Shanon finally blinks.
. . . .
“........Timmy… with the...Buzz Lightyear backpack?”
(Shelly nods weakly)
“.....ye :(”
“........Timmy who.....shoved pudding into your hat??”
“......yuh :(..”
(Vee now slowly gets up. Takes one step back)
“....Timmy… the one who told you your dino facts made you sound like a ‘bootleg GPS’?”
"...........ya.. :((..."
(Shanons stopped breathing again. One slow blink. Her hands fold. A beat of silence)
“…And you’re telling me that timmy is gone...?”
Shelly just nods weakly in response
. . . .
A pause.
Shanons still sitting.
Still silent....
But then.
. . .
“Good.”
(vees screen displays a literal ":0" on it. Shellys lollipop drops in horror)
Shanon SLAMS her fist on the table, stands up way too fast- and screams directly into the camera (with the rage of a thousand unpaid museum tour guide hours)
“-YOU’RE ALL PRESSED?! YOU’RE MAD?! OVER TIMMY???!!!”
(Vee yelps and scrambles offscreen. Camera shakes violently before shelly yoinks herself off the couch)
“THE KID WHO BLACKED OUT MY DAUGHTER TWICE IN A WEEK WITH A WII REMOTE AND A HAMSTER BALL?!”
(The screen shakes harder. A mug flies past. A plant gets snapped in half)
“HE DREW A COMIC WHERE SHELLY FELL OFF A CLIFF AND PASSED IT AROUND AT RECESS."
(Camera angle tumbles. Vee can be heard screaming “ABORT MISSION” while Shelly yells “GO BEE GO!!”)
Chaos.
And then.
Then the footage cuts to black.
[But theres text on the screen]
“Video has been cut for safety"
“Shanon was last seen being calmed with herbal tea”
“Shelly and vee survived by jumping out a window and rolling into a compost bin”
. . . .
Then The footage recovers.
And the scene opens with the front door being flung open.
Veronica stands in the doorway holding a grocery bag.
She steps in.
IMMEDIATELY Shelly and Vee both sprint into frame like hunted raccoons, grab her by both arms, and forcibly pull her in front of them like a human shield.
"oh uh hey ki- WaHT. WAIT HUH??—HELLO?? WHAT IS—NO. NO NO. NO.—LET ME GO!!”
(poor soul finally caught sight of shanon)
“MOM!! She’s fixated on us!! Shes got table strength!!”
"IS TIMMY. SHE CRASHING OUT!! SHE GONNA KILL ALL!! IS WII REMOTE RAGE!!!”
Veronica (with desperation) basically yelps out. “I JUST WENT TO GET BREAD!! I DIDN’T SIGN UP FOR THIS!! PUT ME BACK!! PUT ME BACK IN THE STREEEEEET!!”
(Shanon appears in the hallway like a horror movie villian)
"....Veri. Ronnie. Did you know. Timmys family is mad. Mad over this.”
“NO!! I DON’T EVEN KNOW TIMMY!! I WAS a grOCERY STORE TRIP AWAY WHEN HE GOT FLUNG!!”
“Sorry bee mom—she too strong!! You mom favourit ! Buy time!!”
Vee (also with desperation) also yelps out. Trying to help, she is infact, not helping. “mom you have the bread! Use the BREAD!”
(Veronica throws the loaf like a grenade for mercy. It hits the wall. Shanon doesn’t even flinch. Just slowly turns to look at them all)
Hey everyone on yautjablr- *likes and reblogs post* don’t mind me- *likes and reblogs post* I’m just here- *likes and reblogs post* vibing- *likes and reblogs post-*
