I Grade: The High Evolutionary
Appearance: He looks very similar to the comics except that his suit is dark purple rather than more red in hue, which honestly looks more visually pleasing, and he has a flesh tone mask rather than a metallic one due to story-related reasons which has an unnerving effect.
GRADE = 5
Performance: Chukwudi Iwuji is fucking phenomenal in the role of the High Evolutionary. Able to logically calm and detached one moment, explosively angry and childish the next, and the whole way through maintaining a vibe of supreme arrogance and utterly heartlessness, I have never felt such visceral hatred for an MCU villain due to the actor's performance. David Tennant as Zebediah Kilgrave in Neflix's Jessica Jones came close, but even then there were times he made me interested or made me laugh or even made me pity him. This guy only made me feel the utmost, skin-crawling contempt, and Iwuji cannot be praised enough for it.
GRADE = 5
Motivation: This is the one area where the High Evolutionary falls woefully short. Basically he wants to rule the universe because he has a god complex, literally saying "There is no God! That's why I stepped in!" Rocket sums up the motivation behind this as "you didn't want to make anything perfect, you just hated things the way they are". And you can infer some stuff from this - that the High Evolutionary is such a narcissist that he felt life in the universe was lacking because it didn't revolve around him and what he thought is best - but that's kind of just a retread of the other big Guardians baddies Thanos and Ego, and not nearly as interesting since we get no backstory or insight for the High Evolutionary and rather than having any of Thanos' intriguing complexity or Ego's charming simplicity, he's stuck halfway and achieving neither as a result. The one saving grace is the more solid motivation he has relating to Rocket specifically: despite being a lesser life form experiment he never intended to use in the world he sought to create, young Rocket actually figured out something that he, with all his great intellect, couldn't, and as a narcissist he can't stand that fact since it makes him feel like the lesser one. Then on top of that, Rocket ended up mutilating his face: another massive narcissistic injury. So his obsession with getting Rocket back isn't about his master plan or really anything rational, it's just so he can put him "back in his place" and assert himself as superior ("You freakish little monster! How dare you think you are more!?")
GRADE = 2.5
Villainy: Along with the actor's performance, the High Evolutionary's villainy made me despise him. His entire history is about playing God, creating new forms of life, abusing them and ultimately destroying them when they can't be "perfect" the way he wants them to be. We see it with an entire planet of his creations, we see it with the Sovereign, and most heart-wrenchingly of all we see it with Rocket and his fellow animal experiment friends. It's telling that Nebula, when seeing just what was done to Rocket in his formative years, actually says that it's worse than what Thanos did to her. And yeah, in terms of being loathsome, the High Evolutionary surpasses both Thanos and Ego. They at least have some credibility for their heartless arrogance, being a powerful Titan warlord and a living god respectively. The High Evolutionary is just a man. A weak, pathetic man, and it makes his narcissistic cruelty not only far less justified but far more realistic, emphasized even more in the fact that he's not some galactic emperor, but the leader of a corporate conglomerate. There are many men like the High Evolutionary in our own world: small men who rise to positions of power and use it to crush everyone else to make themselves feel big. It's among the most chilling kinds of evil.
GRADE = 5
Resolution: As he tries to kill Rocket, his raccoon creation fights back, and is then joined by every member of his family, the Guardians of the Galaxy, with each of them getting a hit in...ending with Gamora, who guts him with a blade. On the ground, his hideous face is exposed and he sobs pathetically about how Rocket ruined everything. Rocket has a chance to kill him with his gun, but doesn't, as executing an opponent who can't fight back and is already bleeding out isn't who he wants to be...definitively proving himself a better lifeform than his own creator. It's fantastic, but the only flaw is that afterward it left unclear if the High Evolutionary bled to death or if he survived and was imprisoned. A scene of the latter was filmed but cut (mercifully so since it included his mask back on in his confinement, and he does not deserve that luxury), and so he is last seen hanging limp over Drax's shoulders.
GRADE = 4
Overall: 4; if we had only gotten to understand what makes him tick more and received a firmer conclusion to his character, he could have been one of the MCU's best. But even as stands, he's still in the higher echelons, being the most viscerally despicable villain by far.











