#i had problems

[phykoha]

SANSFULPUNS

REUPLOAD YOUR AUDIOS AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

[oobbbear]

For the OCs ask 3!

3.Any adopted character?

Oh do I have adopted characters, I not only have characters, I have a adoptive buying problem 😔 I fixed my issue but ended up with a punch of designs and wasted money

Here’s a few, I can’t find their designers anymore I apologize for the lack of credit i had them too long and most of the creator changed name/disappeared

(Some are made by me but most are adopted)

[weirdponytail]

The Enemy Problem (Huntik fanfiction musing and humor)

So, I’ve been itching to write some whump for Huntik (I saw a pairing of two characters from another fandom that hate each other due to some torture stuff on DA and it sparked my old original writing urges again) but the problem is this:

After the Blood Spirals, there’s...there’s not much that the Team, both with and without Dante, can’t take on and mop the floor with them. 

I know that problem sort of stems from the ending of season 2 not really hinting to any new enemy beyond the Spirals possibly returning, which forces me/other writers to find or make up new enemies for the Team. I’ve gotten tired of using rogue Seeker groups awakened by the magic surges during the Spiral war, because they would be untrained, totally unused to their powers, and would, in theory if going by canon strength levels, be just so damn easy to wave them off and have the Team kick their butts during lunch hour and still have a good half hour to spare.

Then you start looking at bigger organizations (I fucking hate how the Organization is called the Organization it makes it so hard for me to use the word normally) and it doesn’t get any easier. After going through the whole ‘defeat global group of evil’ thing twice, I don’t think it’d be far off the mark for everyone to roll their eyes and throw their arms up like ‘Again?! Can’t you give it to Montehue’s team? THIS IS GETTING BORING!’ 

So, to explain WHY this little rant came to be, I was musing and muttering over my laptop trying to figure out a group that had connections to history and mythos that I could twist into a Huntik style bad guy group strong enough to lay some whump on the Team. 

And of fucking course, the Illuminati was the first thing that came to mind. 

The second thing that came to mind was the Team all getting their briefing and when Guggenheim dramaticly pauses before saying in this low voice ‘It’s the Illuminati’ and Zhalia just tries to keep a straight face and not bust out laughing as she says “Oh you’ve got to be fucking kidding me. This is such bullshit.”

And when questioned about it she explains that Klaus kept tabs on the Illuminati like a good evil scientist and the Illuminati aren’t the scary lurking powerhouse pulling strings everywhere, they’re actually a bunch of science and mythos nerds that are convinced Cthulhu is around or some bogus shit like that. 

And Lok chimes in, “Wait, wasn’t Void actually Cthulhu?” and the whole briefing just devolves into a discussion on Chuthulu, the Illuminati in movies and games, and occasionally dips into the realm of Scientology. 

Meanwhile Guggenheim is on the TV still just holding his face in his hands and trying to get their attention again every once in a while like “No, guys, really, we got a threatening video from them with some Huntik-powered doomsday device...guys, come on...this is serious....”

But now I need to look through my old mythos books again to find some big bads to whump the Team because I need some whump right now.

Cheers mates!

[chemicalico]

as a child i was obsessed with staple removers i would carry them around with me and use them to pierce any paper i found. whenever i found a staple that needed removing it was like a drug high to me

[macbethz]

Looking back at the German expressionist-inspired pseudo sexual art i was making in high school. I was really going through something huh

[asherisimmortal-archive]

Why did I have a crush on Sans in 7th grade what was wrong with me

[soulofadaptability]

@code-kindness liked for a starter.

“Huh? Hello? Who are you?”

This were the first words Will said after he saw what it looked like.... a kid?

“Frisk? Is that you?”

[winedrunk-ophelia]

Apparently I was a messed up child

So my parents were discussing how much one of my cousins curses (and I was just sitting in the kitchen, finishing up my dinner and listening to all of this) and out of no where, my dad goes “well, at least he didn’t start cursing as young as you did” and gestures to me.

And, I mean, I say shit in practically every sentence I speak and drop f-bombs more than is usually appreciated at school, but never once in front of my parents. ever. 

Except for once, apparently.

So, I was around two (just learning how to talk) and my parents and I are riding a bus or some shit. Quietly, my mom was playing “the rhyming game” with me, where basically I said a word and then tried to come up with rhymes for it. And so I’m going through my newest list. Duck. Truck. And eventually I end up saying fuck and my parents both give each other this worried look.

And I thought this look was very funny. So I decided to say it again, louder. At this point my mom is like “shhh honey that’s not a nice word,” and I don’t know if I didn’t hear her or just ignored her.

All I know is that that is the story of how two year old me starting shouting FUCK at the top of my lungs on public transportation.