#i hate bp

[ask-bluepoisonkara]

Kara, later: “Pfffff-ahaahaha! I’m kidding, I’m kidding. Because y’know, I’m the thot.” :)

“God do I love memes.”

[lipstainedgemini]

looksmaxxers love to blame it all on us because we “only care about looks” and then go into thein’s comments section like “no king!!! don’t stop!!1! you’re ascending!1!1!1 this isn’t self harm!!!1!1!” while all the women are telling him to stop and that he looks fine as he is😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[probablypathogens]

It is 80 degrees out at 10 pm. I have no ac and my room has next to no insulation.

[taysshenanigans]

*Inserts card to pump gas in 10 degree weather*

Is this a debit card?

Enter zip code

Would you like a car wash?

Would you like a receipt?

Plans for next weekend?

Favorite food?

Where'd you get that shirt?

Are you single?

JUST PUMP THE GAS