#i hate spam

[andriasscheuchzeri]

If i get ONE MORE spam anon ask i'm going to FUCKING. CRASH. OUT.

[dreamerdoodles]

Been getting a lot of empty blogs followers lately. So if you're a legit person out there, here's your sign to start reblogging shit and change your pfp to something or you're going to get blocked.

[listenthreetimes]

Lol these Tumblr spam accounts that constantly comment on your shit now about older men looking to give an allowance like bitch even if it was real I don’t need yo allowance I’m a gangster self made lady okay don’t insult my hustle with your hand outs I always been working hard and getting paid I bust for me and my pet rabbit we always chillin. Fuck outta here. Real men already annoy me now I got fake men annoying me too damn.

[medievalmonk]

Me trying to unsubscribe from spam emails.

[gay-girls-only]

Are you a Gold Star lesbian? (Just in case you don't know what it means, a Gold Star lesbian is a lesbian that has never had the sex with a guy and would never have any intentions of ever doing so)

Fuck— and I can’t stress this enough— you

[anne-white-star]

Hi its me

He guys i got a question for you

Do you all get a lot of spam because i do get it a lot

And i really hate it

[stacewindu]

My mom was getting a bunch of spam texts every day and when she’d block the number, they’d just send the same thing from a different number. so of course what did I do but send them the entire Bee Movie script 20 times. They were quiet for about three days, then texted her again, so she herself sent them the Bee Movie script 17 times and she hasn’t heard from them since.

[latent-thoughts]

Okay, I’m not sure about this thing, but this seems to be the way of Tumblr for fanfic authors. It has taken me hours of deliberation to ask this question, because, yeah, I’m a socially awkward penguin, even on SM.

So here it goes...

Who would like to be tagged in my story updates?