i wanted bacon for breakfast today but d*ve came in and stole the plate i had made and honestly? this is why we aren’t friends anymore. he gets me killed once, doesn’t apologize. the second time i die because of him he weeps for like five seconds because leaving me (STILL BREATHING) on the ground. he took my dead body and used it in a kernal for some dead session thinking “HEY THIS WILL MAKE JON COME BACK TO LIFE” and then acted horrified when it turned out that what he’d mixed me with (his dumbass puppet) made me more unstable than i’d previously been, and thought it best to forcefully separate us and let me die once again.
when i re-met him in the bubbles he clapped my shoulder and then looked me in the eye and said “remember that guy you liked? well i kissed him and now we’re dating, sorry.” had the gall to stick his hand through the hole in my stomach and laugh saying something like “extra holes, more fun”
tldr; dave strider is a heaping pile of shit and every chance i get i pummel him for letting me die repeatedly and feeling no remorse.
