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john jacob jingleheimer schmidt jack/jon | why | i'm fuckin dead judy [Mun & Muse 18+]

[nutbuster]

i’m trying to play splatoon on the t.v and kankri just descended like a hawk in an attempt to startle me out of my seat and the game and almost got feet to the face.

[nutbuster]

karen from spongebob called karen2 a hussy and then windmilled her ass and said “no one runs over MY man.” and honestly? big mood.

[melixite]

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you know instinct is stronger than anything else. those fresh vegetables? the roots? the crisp, green leaves? they call for me. i’ll die without them.

Y9u will regret y9ur transgressi9ns against all that is vegetati9n.

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vegetation doesn’t stand a chance against me.

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i’m bart.

[psylokie]

[melixite]

I’m n9t a vi9lent tr9ll 6y any means, 6ut s9metimes J9hn’s stupid little stringy n99dleass h9nk6east neck is incredi6ly tempting t9 wring. Especially when he digs up my garden.

[nutbuster]

you know instinct is stronger than anything else. those fresh vegetables? the roots? the crisp, green leaves? they call for me. i’ll die without them.

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kankri is only kind to me when he wants to lay his head on me. or when he wants to use me like a body cushion and attempt to squeeze the life out of me.

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i’m white and offended that the black person i know won’t let me reclaim slurs for them.

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gatekeeping is stupid unless it comes to something like a white person trying to reclaim a slur for poc despite the fact that they don’t even know the history and hatred behind the word. then you gatekeep your ass off. tell them they’re wrong. if they accuse you of being full of hate or trying to exclude them then tell them to suck it.

[nutbuster]

i need more friends. kankri is the only person i talk to since i tossed dave out of my bubble.

[bigguysrus]

[ironicbs]

I will always reblog this.

[moderatelysociallymaladjusted]

Wtf chris

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

show up. buss it open. leave immediately.

[daglout]

[the-memedaddy]

[nutbuster]

kankri told me if i want to upgrade from the basement i have to admit i’m a bunny abomination, which i gladly did because i’m not a bunny and it doesn’t affect me. ;)

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this is why i’m banned from johns.

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the only reason i spend my days in kankri’s place is because he lets me sleep for weeks on end unlike a Certain someone named dick.

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i guess it’s illegal to be tall AND good at games in kankri land.

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kankri blocked me because i kept killing him in a match