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Deadpool walked into my house and beamed this into my head psychically from across the living room. Really happened. Scary world out there.
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My slimeknight...... ohhhhh how I hate them both
Are we all agreeing that Derek getting closer to Avery on the platform was them kissing? Yeah? Great
YOU ARE OUT OF MY LEAGUEEEEE
GOT MY HEARTBEAT RACINGGG
IF I DIE DONT WAKE MEEEE CUZ YOU ARE MORE THAN JUST A DREAM
!! TREEBARK ANIMATION
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drawfee staring menacingly at you
Finally got to the infamous episode with an evil aura ive been dreading all season and just. SO many things to say. oh my god
first of all. this look on his face when wilson tells him. just. dear god. like hes made a lot of pained, agonized expressions before but i feel like you could HEAR his heart shatter a little here. like this look was a new level of sad pathetic kicked puppy. hugh lauries ability to express emotion is unmatched. not technically s8 ep 19 but whatever close enough
also honourable mention i just couldnt get over this look on him. the bangs swooping the clearly two sizes too big shirt why was he so extra cute this episode. incredible 10/10
These two shots specifically. Actually had to pause and take a breather because these two so rarely ever hold or even touch eachother. but wilsons hand is gripping houses shirt and house is gently cradling his head with more love and care than he has ever shown to anyone in the show before like okay?? ill just kill myself right now
wilson faintly but still visibly smiling when house tells him to do the treatment at his place oughfhfhff....... i hate thwem......
house playing FUCKING ROMANTIC JAZZ. and making them both drinks. before they start the treatment. like are you kidding me. fuck off.
another honourable mention but he looks so much like a lost sad puppy here i want to kiss him on the lips
THIS FUCKING SCENE. that i just feel the need to unpack because for starters. wilson confides in him that he always assumed hed a wife or kids to take care of him if he got sick. and after house makes fun of him, which, of course he does, he says "im in it, right?" referring to the scenario wilson was giving him. and it could be a joke but the way he says it is just so genuine. its just so silly of him to say even if it was a joke, which i dont think it was because that neurodivergent drug addicted freak always has to wrap his sincerity in a hundred protective layers of stupid quips and jokes so no one can see that hes vulnerable and actually cares. its like, he hears his friend talk about a scenario where he has a family to take care of him and all he can think to ask is "id be there too, right? you know id be there, by your side, right?" okay. whatever. moving on
the second thing is also SUPPOSED to be a joke but i will fight this getting dragged away in a straightjacket with a muzzle HE MEANT IT !!!!!! HE MEANT WHAT HE SAID!!!!!! because there is SUCH a long pause between him saying "you have everything you need right here. we both do" and him pulling out the morphine. he takes a full five seconds to let wilson process what he said with the implication being "you dont need anyone else because im here. and ill always be here because i dont need anyone but you. we are already complete." and he waits for wilson to look at him with the worlds most pathetic puppy dog eyes before he decides to play it off as a joke but again. he is literally incapable of being sincere or admitting to loving someone without the protective barricades of humor and i WILL DIE ON THIS HILL!!!! HE MEANT IT!!!HE M(gets dragged away)
so, so much to be said about this scene. like i know its been talked about to death but it is just so much. the fact that theyre doing it in houses apartment because if wilsons going to do something stupid theres no way house will let him do it alone. and. my god. and the intimacy of sharing your best friends I.V drip of MORPHINE theyre so biblical. its insane. like they've gone twenty steps past being a normal couple and looped back around to intimacy that surpasses sex.
i just have to add this line. come one. this is one of five violently gay jokes he makes in the span of ONE EPISODE i dont even have words anymore. what am i supposed to say. any possible freudien analysis i could make of this the writers have already done for me. i cant even say "huzzah theyre having gay sex!!! ive discovered it!!!" david shore already said it. its plastered all over the episode theres nothing i could possibly say that would make them more gay or in love
this shot by fucking van gogh i guess
this scene. i HATE this scene. yeah im a straight man whos been divorced three times, twice because i was so busy spending time with my best friend my wives started resenting me and him for it let me just stare deeply and lovingly into his eyes while the morning rays shine in on us and i tell him wordlessly that i apprieciate what hes doing for me. and you'd think i was reaching but then house says this:
and i??1/222??##? so you openly and loudly acknowledge the clearly homoerotic stare your best friend is giving you after giving him your entire supply of pain meds. pain meds that you previously refused to give up even after they were destroying your life and relationships. that you ONLY eventually gave up because you were FUCKING HALLUCINATING AND ALMOST KILLED AN EMPLOYEE. that you formerly could not last a few days without. that you went back on because your girlfriend left you and it hurt enough to make you dependant on painkillers again and you give them up because eventhough you cant stand to be in pain for any reason at all it hurts less than watching your best friend be in pain. let me actually throw up and die right now
and. this scene where wilson smiles at him sweetly because he doesnt know what else to say and i swear to GOD if house was a woman this would be the scene where they made out. i just need to put that out there because i saw this and for a moment i lived in a world of peace without prejudice and i genuinely, truly believed they were about to kiss
and obviously i have to talk about this part because it is beyond cute to me that no matter how stupid and inappropriate houses humor is wilson ALWAYS laughs at it. and that house made an actual pmv montage of him in silly outfits because he knew it would cheer wilson up.
anyway this was all meaningless its late im tired but this has probably been my favorite episode so far. i hatethem. i wish they were real so i could put them in a glass jar and shake it violently