Oct 27, 2024
Has the rabbit's foot comic been done? Yes.
Did I also have to do it? Also yes.
Mar 14
pleaseeee tell me the last sentence you wrote in your tumblr drafts. i can go first. mine is "getting cockblocked by a bitmoji of fox mulder. classic."
Apr 28, 2025
????? Fiore?
Aug 14
hey at my bar mitzvah rn turning into a werewolf, are wolven folk still expected to keep kosher while turned?
Apr 23
$470,400/3 br/2.5 ba/1,925 sq ft
Chicago, IL
Sep 7, 2025
Retroactively, having almost all the top heroes have beef with Nice makes Enlighter's talk show accusations about him not loving Moon absolutely hilarious in hindsight
This guy is utterly Loathed by most of the top 10. You can't tell me that all of them would be quiet about their distaste either. Even the dog doesn't like him!
And Enlighter resorts to cheap questions about his girlfriend's commercials. Dude, my guy, you have the opportunity to ask why Louli glared at him during last week's press conference. You can investigate why he's never spotted during hero tower group dinners. Why did he fight Dragon Boy? There's so much juicer drama than a company assigned girlfriend!
Jul 4
my blood pressure must be SKY HIGH rn. I was giving the cats a little midnight snack and when Theodore (13 year old cat) (scraggly) (kinda deaf) didn't show up, I was gonna just go find wherever he's sleeping and wake him to give him his snacky. well, I check ALL of his main spots, and I don't see him. I check chairs, shelves, couches, I check the catio to see if he got locked outside, nothing. I am about to lose my cool because the last time I know I saw him was SEVERAL hours ago, and I did hear sounds of a cat fight a few hours earlier into the night, and I'm like holy fuck. He must have slipped past someone's feet when the door was open. I do a quick sweep outside, nothing. I finally wake up my sibling because I need Help Looking. And it's like, it's 4am, Francis JUST died so I'm like oh my god are we gonna lose two cats back-to-back, how are you supposed to find an old deaf-ish cat outside in the middle of the night? After a bit of this, from underneath a big dresser with maybe 3 inches of clearance underneath it, a very flat Theo slides out in much the way a piece of paper would, clearly waking up from a nap. (he did not hear me calling his name. obviously)
anyway Old Uncle Theodore is fucking FINE and not missing
#GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#I know cats can flatten really well... Toby hides like that when it storms because he's scared of them#but Theo doesn't tend to hide under furniture like that. he's more of a cat bed guy. except for tonight when he decides to FUCK with me#sergle.txt#sergle's pets#when he was a young man... Theo slipped out the back door once and scampered off like at top speed#my sibling only saw the Basic Direction that he went but he jumped the fence and bolted and we thought we'd never ever find him#we ended up walking multiple blocks away and discovering him inside of a dilapidated house (no doors so I walked in) he was behind some shi#meowing because at the time he could hear Quite Well and answered to his name very loudly#so with his track record. I know that he could potentially get Pretty Far from the house#the fact that he was under the dresser Also stresses me out though. I'm like are you hiding under there because you don't feel goods.....#I have questions
